LUNCH by Elfie Figplum
A kitty, a piglet, duck, chicken and rabbit -
So cute - and now for lunch as is my usual habit.
OK, I'm back - had ham, roast duck, KFC and stew -
It was rabbit stew, good for me and healthy for you.
Looks like the kitty is the only one not eaten -
I'm usually a vegan, but today I am cheatin'.
I didn't think of the photo before I ate -
And now that I'm through, it's way too late.
(The moral of this poem is DON'T SHOW PHOTOS OF FUTURE FOOD!)