As she is passing one particulary beautiful wheat field, she sees another woman, a blonde, sitting in a rowboat. Rowing. She immediately pulls over, and walks over to the fence.
"HEY! HEY," she screams, "what the hell are you doing?"
The blonde in the field replies, "Why, I am sailing on a sea of wheat!"
"DAMMIT," the executive screams, "Do you REALIZE that it's blondes like YOU that give us all a bad name???"
She begins to walk back to the car, then turns around, for one last retort, "And your lucky I don't know how to swim, lady, or I'd come out there and kick your ASS!"
"What's wrong, preacher?" he said.
"My bicycle is missing and I think a congregation member stole it."
"That's awful", said the man, "but I'll tell you what to do. Tonight when you're writign tomorrow's sermon, do it on the Ten Commandments. And hit them hard! 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' will make whoever did it confess."
"That's a great idea!" said the preacher. "I'll do it."
Sunday morning comes and the fellow is sitting in the pew waiting for the pastor. When he comes out, the fellow is surprised to hear that the sermon has nothing at all to do with the Ten Commandments. After service, he meets up with the pastor and says, "Well, that was a fine service, but what happened to the ten Commandments?" And the pastor says, "Well, I did what you said, and was working on a real tough sermon, but when I got to 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery', I remembered where I left my bicycle."