Posted on 12/15/2004 2:26:02 PM PST by oric549
Can anyone help me with writing a college twrm paper I have to do do on Islam, Airubs and mowzloms? I did a google for research matierial and I came up with your website and noticed that you had alot to discuss. I already have some stuff from Ergin Cainer Anis Sharosh and Robert Spenser. Anything you can share with me that's important like is Islam peaceful, what the Koran says and about the life of Moehamid?
Deranged kitty. He only comes out for very special trolls like this one.
1.Mohammed was a sick freak, a pedophile who preferred little boys.
2.He wrote the Koran to justify his evil ways.
Hope this makes into yur trwrm puper.
Oh well, duty calls..out to test asphalt & concrete. BBL
That is about the most coherent thing you could have typed.
Wasn't allowed on campus.....my company switched from the orange safety vests to the lime green ones a couple of years ago....the admissions office said I'd stick out like a...uuuh....uuuh...."pickle" in a punch bowl........ of orange kool-aid.
If you fellas put up a live thread during the Cotton bowl, please ping me.....Always enjoyed a good brawl.
Now to add fuel to the fire.
There were these three fellas who all decided to celebrate their graduation from college south of the border.
They had graduated from U Tennessee, U Texas, and Texas A&M.
As it happens, in a bacchanal of this type, they all independently ended up in the same bar, met, and started arguing the relative merits of their schools.
On the other side of the room a fight broke out, and a couple of patrons were killed.
When the local police arrived, the three were mistaken as the perpetrators, and hauled of to jail, for subsequent trial for murder.
Unfortunately, all were found guilty and sentenced to death, in the electric chair.
On the scheduled day, they were led to the chamber and prepared to meet their fate.
The first was to be the Texas grad.
He was strapped into the chair and after the standard preparations, the switch was thrown.....nothing happened...after a couple of minutes, the switch was again thrown.....again nothing. At this point the warden appeared and told the astonished Texas grad that the events proved his innocence...this miracle was proof that he should be released, and so he was.
Next up was the Tennessee grad. Again, the switch was thrown twice, with no resultant death. The warden again appeared, and released the prisoner, because of the apparent divine intervention.
The A&M grad was led to the chair, and strapped in, and the switch was thrown....nothing.
At his point, the prisoner shouted out, "Hey fellas, I am a Engineering Technology graduate of Texas A&M, so I can give you a hand here....If you'll take that red wire and that black wire..................................
You heard, of course, about the tragic death of four Texas A&M grads, didn't you?
Seems they were riding in the bed of a pickup that ran off the road into a river - they drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate open...
Assspintchtersayswhat?
A UT student, a Kansas State student, and an Aggie had all commited horrendous crimes and were going to be shot. The UT guy was brought up and blindfolded. The general shouted, "Ready ....... aim..." and the UT guy yelled, "Huricane!!," everybody ducked, and he ran away free. Dismayed at losing their first prisioner, the guards brought up the KSU student with renewed vengence. They blindfolded him and the general commanded, "Ready......aim....." and the KSU guy shouted, "Tornado!!" and fearing for their lives, everybody ducked, and he ran away free. Well, the Aggie has been watching all this and starts thinking, "They all yelled natural disasters and they got away, so I will too." So they brought him up and blinded folded him, the general shouted, "Ready ...... aim...." and the Aggie screamed, "Fire!!"
So this Aggie is driving down the highway towards Dallas and he spots a truck broken down on the side of the road. The driver of the truck flags him down and asks him if he'd take the gorilla in the truck to the Dallas zoo.
The Aggie hemms and haws a bit - he has a brand new car and doesn't want the gorilla to tear it up.
The zoo guy explains that the gorilla is very docile, will sit in the front seat and be quiet, so the Aggie agrees.
Several hours later, the zoo truck is still broken down on the side of the road and the zoo guy sees the Aggies car coming from the direction of Dallas - with the gorilla still in the front seat.
He flags the Aggie down and asks him, "What the hell are you doing? I told you to take the Gorilla to the zoo!"
The Aggie answers, "I did, and we enjoyed it so much that now we're going to Six Flags!"
Quit being so tactful and tell him how you really feel.....LOL.
No; actually I am in Arkansas, and I have never seen one before.
Nice one!
LOL! His "term" has expired 3 months ago. :)
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1302216/posts?page=30#30
Oh, yeah. I saw your post over there after my post above. :)
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