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So this Aggie is driving down the highway towards Dallas and he spots a truck broken down on the side of the road. The driver of the truck flags him down and asks him if he'd take the gorilla in the truck to the Dallas zoo.

The Aggie hemms and haws a bit - he has a brand new car and doesn't want the gorilla to tear it up.

The zoo guy explains that the gorilla is very docile, will sit in the front seat and be quiet, so the Aggie agrees.

Several hours later, the zoo truck is still broken down on the side of the road and the zoo guy sees the Aggies car coming from the direction of Dallas - with the gorilla still in the front seat.

He flags the Aggie down and asks him, "What the hell are you doing? I told you to take the Gorilla to the zoo!"

The Aggie answers, "I did, and we enjoyed it so much that now we're going to Six Flags!"

The professors at A&M were having their weekly staff meeting when one teacher spoke up and said "Do you people realize we have a student here who has been attending classes for over nine years and he still hasn't received a degree???"

Why no we didn't know that . What can we do? We don't want A&M to get a bad name. I know, one teacher said, "Let's gather all the students at Kyle field and give this guy a pop test. Something simple he can't possibly miss, and then we will hand him his diploma."

The next day everyone was gathered in the stadium. The teacher announced over the PA system, now son if you can answer this question, you will become a graduate of Texas A&M. Okay?

Okay he said.

Now take your time and answer this. How much is 3 plus 4? The student became deep in thought for a long period of time. Finally he spoke. The answer is 7!

The crowd went into an uproar and started hollering, whooping, and chanting, GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE, GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE !