You heard, of course, about the tragic death of four Texas A&M grads, didn't you?
Seems they were riding in the bed of a pickup that ran off the road into a river - they drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate open...
A UT student, a Kansas State student, and an Aggie had all commited horrendous crimes and were going to be shot. The UT guy was brought up and blindfolded. The general shouted, "Ready ....... aim..." and the UT guy yelled, "Huricane!!," everybody ducked, and he ran away free. Dismayed at losing their first prisioner, the guards brought up the KSU student with renewed vengence. They blindfolded him and the general commanded, "Ready......aim....." and the KSU guy shouted, "Tornado!!" and fearing for their lives, everybody ducked, and he ran away free. Well, the Aggie has been watching all this and starts thinking, "They all yelled natural disasters and they got away, so I will too." So they brought him up and blinded folded him, the general shouted, "Ready ...... aim...." and the Aggie screamed, "Fire!!"