A UT student, a Kansas State student, and an Aggie had all commited horrendous crimes and were going to be shot. The UT guy was brought up and blindfolded. The general shouted, "Ready ....... aim..." and the UT guy yelled, "Huricane!!," everybody ducked, and he ran away free. Dismayed at losing their first prisioner, the guards brought up the KSU student with renewed vengence. They blindfolded him and the general commanded, "Ready......aim....." and the KSU guy shouted, "Tornado!!" and fearing for their lives, everybody ducked, and he ran away free. Well, the Aggie has been watching all this and starts thinking, "They all yelled natural disasters and they got away, so I will too." So they brought him up and blinded folded him, the general shouted, "Ready ...... aim...." and the Aggie screamed, "Fire!!"
So this Aggie is driving down the highway towards Dallas and he spots a truck broken down on the side of the road. The driver of the truck flags him down and asks him if he'd take the gorilla in the truck to the Dallas zoo.
The Aggie hemms and haws a bit - he has a brand new car and doesn't want the gorilla to tear it up.
The zoo guy explains that the gorilla is very docile, will sit in the front seat and be quiet, so the Aggie agrees.
Several hours later, the zoo truck is still broken down on the side of the road and the zoo guy sees the Aggies car coming from the direction of Dallas - with the gorilla still in the front seat.
He flags the Aggie down and asks him, "What the hell are you doing? I told you to take the Gorilla to the zoo!"
The Aggie answers, "I did, and we enjoyed it so much that now we're going to Six Flags!"