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Why are coffeehouses over-run with DemocRATS?!?!? (Mod sets bongo aside, zots troll)

Posted on 12/14/2004 11:14:29 AM PST by CarolinaGOPer

I live in a college town in North Carolina, and recently I went into a coffee shop to innocently purchase a cup of coffee. What I instead found was a veritable den of sin, filled with Marxists and DemocRATS. To wit:

-The entire place stunk of patchoulli -Patrons were reading 'Tropic of Cancer', 'The Communist Manifesto', and 'Stupid White Men' -- titles that I would never want my good G*d-fearing children getting a hippie's length away from (of course, not a Bible to be found) -Two women were kissing (of course, I could only tell they were women upon further inspection, if you catch my drift; they seemed to be wearing very comfortable shoes) -Someone was actually playing *bongos* in the corner -The combined annual income of the patrons was less than what I paid for my car

Why is it, dear Freepers, that coffeehouses are controlled by these liberals? Why can't family-loving, G*d-fearing, red-blooded Americans simply get a cup of coffee without having our values completely desecrated?!? Are there any conservative coffeehouses, where this ridicuolousness is not tolerated?


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To: TheBigB
I wish you hadn't posted that. Now I've got to go to confession. (And I'm not even Catholic.)
181 posted on 12/14/2004 11:52:08 AM PST by OSHA (Actual DUer - Bush is going to jail. and will not be inaugurated the 44th President of the USA)
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To: russdawg
what has ten teeth and 12 legs?

I'm afraid to ask!

182 posted on 12/14/2004 11:52:12 AM PST by mhking
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To: Species8472

Where do you get unroasted beans?


183 posted on 12/14/2004 11:52:14 AM PST by Tijeras_Slim (I'm here because I'm not all there.)
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To: CarolinaGOPer
Did you misspell your name? Maybe meant it to be CarolinaGOPher?


184 posted on 12/14/2004 11:52:33 AM PST by Rebelbase (Who is General Chat?)
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To: mhking
what has ten teeth and 12 legs?

He best not be joking about my family!

185 posted on 12/14/2004 11:52:52 AM PST by Tijeras_Slim (I'm here because I'm not all there.)
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To: Fierce Allegiance; exnavychick

Sure, just rub it in!

My Christmas vacation can't come soon enough (see post#70)...


186 posted on 12/14/2004 11:53:01 AM PST by Betis70 (I'm only Left Wing when I play hockey)
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To: OSHA

At least you didn't go into a coffeehouse with...people! And books! And bongos! A veritable den of iniquity and eeeeeevil!!


187 posted on 12/14/2004 11:53:40 AM PST by TheBigB (Smartass remarks $5.00...with extra pithiness $2.00 more!)
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To: CarolinaGOPer

188 posted on 12/14/2004 11:54:00 AM PST by Hillary's Lovely Legs (Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.)
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To: Rebelbase; Admin Moderator

C'mon, bring the ZOT....


189 posted on 12/14/2004 11:54:13 AM PST by Cogadh na Sith (--Scots Gaelic: 'War or Peace'--)
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To: dennisw

Well, there isn't a Starbucks here that I know of...a Java Joe's though (whatever that is). When I get my "mom's day off" on Saturday, I plan to squeeze in a visit, and I'm hitting Quiznos' too. At least I don't have to worry about listeria there, since they toast their subs. They taste better without the nasty germs.

Wowee, I really DO need to get out, LOL!


190 posted on 12/14/2004 11:54:17 AM PST by exnavychick (Just my two cents, as usual.)
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To: Betis70

There is one just down the street from me right now.... I could walk there from here.... (but it's really, really cold out so I won't)


191 posted on 12/14/2004 11:55:01 AM PST by retrokitten (Merry Christmas to all my FReeper friends!)
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To: CarolinaGOPer

I go to Starbucks in Austin just to tear the announcements for Sheryl Crow and Willie Nelson concerts off the entry door.


192 posted on 12/14/2004 11:55:22 AM PST by BushisTheMan
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To: trisham

Ha, ok. I've just never heard it used. Something fun to try is saying it a few times really fast while intoxicated....I may try that lol.


193 posted on 12/14/2004 11:56:15 AM PST by KoRn
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To: exnavychick
Well, there isn't a Starbucks here that I know of...

Where the heck are you? Antarctica?

194 posted on 12/14/2004 11:56:29 AM PST by Junior (FABRICATI DIEM, PVNC)
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To: Tijeras_Slim
I get mine here:

kona premium coffee

You can buy from the roaster company as well

195 posted on 12/14/2004 11:56:52 AM PST by Species8472
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To: BushisTheMan

Wow. About as sad and dumb as liberals that dump or destroy conservative papers on college campuses.


196 posted on 12/14/2004 11:56:53 AM PST by Bella_Bru (You're about as funny as a case sensitive search engine.)
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To: Centurion2000

Braless and pantyless hippy chicks wearing that batik printed thin cotton muslin. It's supposed to be some statement wardrobe, but it's really just that they are too lazy to do laundry. The patchoulli is to cover the body odor.


197 posted on 12/14/2004 11:57:16 AM PST by blackdog (May Islam meet Tennyson's "Ninth Wave" in my lifetime.)
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To: Tijeras_Slim

I know that one--got sick from the coffee at the Village Inn right down the street. Hop, skip and a jump from the driving range I used to go to.


198 posted on 12/14/2004 11:57:22 AM PST by Betis70 (I'm only Left Wing when I play hockey)
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To: CarolinaGOPer

The smart entrepreneurial Republican would open up a coffee shop and run it the way he/she wants it to be run. :-)


199 posted on 12/14/2004 11:57:22 AM PST by NotJustAnotherPrettyFace (Michael <a href = "http://www.michaelmoore.com/" title="Miserable Failure">"Miserable Failure"</a>)
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To: CarolinaGOPer

Wrong attitude, guys.

I go to coffee houses with my "F the French" tee shirt just to watch the yuppie scumbags squirm.


200 posted on 12/14/2004 11:57:27 AM PST by Pittsburg Phil
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