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Posted on 12/14/2004 11:14:29 AM PST by CarolinaGOPer
I live in a college town in North Carolina, and recently I went into a coffee shop to innocently purchase a cup of coffee. What I instead found was a veritable den of sin, filled with Marxists and DemocRATS. To wit:
-The entire place stunk of patchoulli -Patrons were reading 'Tropic of Cancer', 'The Communist Manifesto', and 'Stupid White Men' -- titles that I would never want my good G*d-fearing children getting a hippie's length away from (of course, not a Bible to be found) -Two women were kissing (of course, I could only tell they were women upon further inspection, if you catch my drift; they seemed to be wearing very comfortable shoes) -Someone was actually playing *bongos* in the corner -The combined annual income of the patrons was less than what I paid for my car
Why is it, dear Freepers, that coffeehouses are controlled by these liberals? Why can't family-loving, G*d-fearing, red-blooded Americans simply get a cup of coffee without having our values completely desecrated?!? Are there any conservative coffeehouses, where this ridicuolousness is not tolerated?
I'm afraid to ask!
Where do you get unroasted beans?
He best not be joking about my family!
Sure, just rub it in!
My Christmas vacation can't come soon enough (see post#70)...
At least you didn't go into a coffeehouse with...people! And books! And bongos! A veritable den of iniquity and eeeeeevil!!
C'mon, bring the ZOT....
Well, there isn't a Starbucks here that I know of...a Java Joe's though (whatever that is). When I get my "mom's day off" on Saturday, I plan to squeeze in a visit, and I'm hitting Quiznos' too. At least I don't have to worry about listeria there, since they toast their subs. They taste better without the nasty germs.
Wowee, I really DO need to get out, LOL!
There is one just down the street from me right now.... I could walk there from here.... (but it's really, really cold out so I won't)
I go to Starbucks in Austin just to tear the announcements for Sheryl Crow and Willie Nelson concerts off the entry door.
Ha, ok. I've just never heard it used. Something fun to try is saying it a few times really fast while intoxicated....I may try that lol.
Where the heck are you? Antarctica?
You can buy from the roaster company as well
Wow. About as sad and dumb as liberals that dump or destroy conservative papers on college campuses.
Braless and pantyless hippy chicks wearing that batik printed thin cotton muslin. It's supposed to be some statement wardrobe, but it's really just that they are too lazy to do laundry. The patchoulli is to cover the body odor.
I know that one--got sick from the coffee at the Village Inn right down the street. Hop, skip and a jump from the driving range I used to go to.
The smart entrepreneurial Republican would open up a coffee shop and run it the way he/she wants it to be run. :-)
Wrong attitude, guys.
I go to coffee houses with my "F the French" tee shirt just to watch the yuppie scumbags squirm.
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