1 posted on
12/11/2004 7:04:18 PM PST by
Ellesu
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To: Ellesu
Oh, I hate it when that happens.
2 posted on
12/11/2004 7:05:30 PM PST by
Paleo Conservative
(Hey! Hey! Ho! Ho! Dan Rather's got to go!)
To: Ellesu
That's gonna leave a mark.
3 posted on
12/11/2004 7:06:21 PM PST by
ClearCase_guy
(The fourth estate is a fifth column.)
To: Ellesu
the man was quoted as saying. I saw no other way out, grabbed a rusty two-and-a-half-kilo ax, took my penis out, put it on a log and bam! And that is going to help your situation how? Did you sell your penis? I don't understand...
To: Ellesu; Chieftain
Hmmmmm. Could there be alcohol somewhere in this story?
To: Ellesu; Chieftain
Hmmmmm. Could there be alcohol somewhere in this story?
To: Ellesu
The most important thing is that his tool is back in place. Alls well that ends well, said doctor Srecko Djordjevic"
LOL!
7 posted on
12/11/2004 7:08:15 PM PST by
nuconvert
(Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.)
To: Ellesu
Now what would he have done if he cut off his head, who would scream for him?
Yup, that's what I'd do....
8 posted on
12/11/2004 7:08:32 PM PST by
The Mayor
(If Jesus lives within us, sin need not overwhelm us.)
To: Ellesu
For some reason this story made me remember this particular video I saw a couple of years ago...
Gonads and Strife
9 posted on
12/11/2004 7:10:53 PM PST by
Future Snake Eater
("Stupid grandma leaver-outers!"--Tom Servo)
To: Ellesu
What a dumbass. Yeah, when I get depressed, the first thing I want to do is pick up a rusty axe and chop off my schvantz......

11 posted on
12/11/2004 7:11:33 PM PST by
Viking2002
(Taglines? Vikings don't need no steenkin' taglines..............)
To: Ellesu
he almost qualified for a Darwin award...
12 posted on
12/11/2004 7:11:53 PM PST by
William of Orange
(A perfect Rovian storm blew sKerry out of the Swift Boat)
To: Ellesu; mhking
Just Damn for sure.
Makes me wonder what he was doing with his penis that it merited such a punishment.
13 posted on
12/11/2004 7:11:55 PM PST by
dAnconia
(The government cannot grant rights,but it can protect them. Or violate them.)
To: Ellesu
Now he presumably has doctor bills and a sore weenie. I'm curious how he thought this was a good idea.
15 posted on
12/11/2004 7:13:28 PM PST by
Dog Gone
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Penis chopped-off ping list!
16 posted on
12/11/2004 7:16:46 PM PST by
PatrickHenry
(The List-O-Links for evolution threads is at my freeper homepage.)
To: Ellesu
My wife is sick, and I cant even buy medicine. My father, mother and I live from my fathers paltry salary, the man was quoted as saying. So to improve the situation, he went out and wacked off his wanker with a rusty old axe. It was easy than getting a job to help the family financial condition, I suppose.
18 posted on
12/11/2004 7:20:40 PM PST by
xJones
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Just damn.
If you want on the list, FReepmail me. This IS a high-volume PING list...
21 posted on
12/11/2004 7:20:55 PM PST by
mhking
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To: Ellesu
depressed by his familys dire financial situation that he cut off his penis with an ax, I'm depressed with liberals so I punched out a hippie.
23 posted on
12/11/2004 7:22:22 PM PST by
Drango
(Those who advocate robbing (taxing) Peter to pay Paul...will always have the support of Paul.)
To: Ellesu
I guess he thought his family would be better off with one less dick! ;-)
24 posted on
12/11/2004 7:22:51 PM PST by
Happygal
(liberalism - a narrow tribal outlook largely founded on class prejudice)
To: Ellesu
25 posted on
12/11/2004 7:23:01 PM PST by
b4its2late
(It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.)
To: Ellesu
"..measure twice, cut once..err...um..."
26 posted on
12/11/2004 7:23:05 PM PST by
ApesForEvolution
(You will NEVER convince me that Muhammadanism isn't a death cult that must end. Save your time...)
To: Ellesu
Since the guy "saw no other way out," we are to assume that this IS a "way out" of poverty and misery?
29 posted on
12/11/2004 7:24:58 PM PST by
Xenalyte
(Lord, I apologize . . . and be with the starving pygmies in New Guinea amen.)
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