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1 posted on 12/11/2004 7:04:18 PM PST by Ellesu
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To: Ellesu

Oh, I hate it when that happens.


2 posted on 12/11/2004 7:05:30 PM PST by Paleo Conservative (Hey! Hey! Ho! Ho! Dan Rather's got to go!)
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To: Ellesu

That's gonna leave a mark.


3 posted on 12/11/2004 7:06:21 PM PST by ClearCase_guy (The fourth estate is a fifth column.)
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the man was quoted as saying. “I saw no other way out, grabbed a rusty two-and-a-half-kilo ax, took my penis out, put it on a log and bam!”

And that is going to help your situation how? Did you sell your penis? I don't understand...

4 posted on 12/11/2004 7:06:31 PM PST by Echo Talon
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Hmmmmm. Could there be alcohol somewhere in this story?


5 posted on 12/11/2004 7:07:36 PM PST by Recovering Ex-hippie (Move the UN to Paris...NOW!!!)
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Hmmmmm. Could there be alcohol somewhere in this story?


6 posted on 12/11/2004 7:07:39 PM PST by Recovering Ex-hippie (Move the UN to Paris...NOW!!!)
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“The most important thing is that his tool is back in place. All’s well that ends well,” said doctor Srecko Djordjevic"

LOL!


7 posted on 12/11/2004 7:08:15 PM PST by nuconvert (Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.)
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Now what would he have done if he cut off his head, who would scream for him?

Yup, that's what I'd do....


8 posted on 12/11/2004 7:08:32 PM PST by The Mayor (If Jesus lives within us, sin need not overwhelm us.)
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For some reason this story made me remember this particular video I saw a couple of years ago...

Gonads and Strife

9 posted on 12/11/2004 7:10:53 PM PST by Future Snake Eater ("Stupid grandma leaver-outers!"--Tom Servo)
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What a dumbass. Yeah, when I get depressed, the first thing I want to do is pick up a rusty axe and chop off my schvantz......


11 posted on 12/11/2004 7:11:33 PM PST by Viking2002 (Taglines? Vikings don't need no steenkin' taglines..............)
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he almost qualified for a Darwin award...


12 posted on 12/11/2004 7:11:53 PM PST by William of Orange (A perfect Rovian storm blew sKerry out of the Swift Boat)
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Just Damn for sure.


Makes me wonder what he was doing with his penis that it merited such a punishment.


13 posted on 12/11/2004 7:11:55 PM PST by dAnconia (The government cannot grant rights,but it can protect them. Or violate them.)
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Now he presumably has doctor bills and a sore weenie. I'm curious how he thought this was a good idea.


15 posted on 12/11/2004 7:13:28 PM PST by Dog Gone
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To: longshadow; VadeRetro; Junior; balrog666; RadioAstronomer; Doctor Stochastic; js1138; RightWhale; ..
Penis chopped-off ping list!
16 posted on 12/11/2004 7:16:46 PM PST by PatrickHenry (The List-O-Links for evolution threads is at my freeper homepage.)
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“My wife is sick, and I can’t even buy medicine. My father, mother and I live from my father’s paltry salary,” the man was quoted as saying.

So to improve the situation, he went out and wacked off his wanker with a rusty old axe. It was easy than getting a job to help the family financial condition, I suppose.

18 posted on 12/11/2004 7:20:40 PM PST by xJones
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Just damn.

If you want on the list, FReepmail me. This IS a high-volume PING list...

21 posted on 12/11/2004 7:20:55 PM PST by mhking (Vote for Ramblings' Journal for best conservative blog @ http://2004weblogawards.com/)
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depressed by his family’s dire financial situation that he cut off his penis with an ax,

I'm depressed with liberals so I punched out a hippie.

23 posted on 12/11/2004 7:22:22 PM PST by Drango (Those who advocate robbing (taxing) Peter to pay Paul...will always have the support of Paul.)
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I guess he thought his family would be better off with one less dick! ;-)


24 posted on 12/11/2004 7:22:51 PM PST by Happygal (liberalism - a narrow tribal outlook largely founded on class prejudice)
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25 posted on 12/11/2004 7:23:01 PM PST by b4its2late (It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.)
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"..measure twice, cut once..err...um..."


26 posted on 12/11/2004 7:23:05 PM PST by ApesForEvolution (You will NEVER convince me that Muhammadanism isn't a death cult that must end. Save your time...)
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Since the guy "saw no other way out," we are to assume that this IS a "way out" of poverty and misery?


29 posted on 12/11/2004 7:24:58 PM PST by Xenalyte (Lord, I apologize . . . and be with the starving pygmies in New Guinea amen.)
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