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Sad Serb axes penis, then regrets decision
http://msnbc.msn.com/id/6692249/ ^
Posted on 12/11/2004 7:04:18 PM PST by Ellesu
BELGRADE, Serbia-Montenegro - A Serbian man was so depressed by his family’s dire financial situation that he cut off his penis with an ax, only to regret it afterwards and ask for help, Serbian media said Friday. The 30-year-old from the industrial town of Kragujevac in central Serbia was distraught by what he described as “the poverty and misery” around him, daily Kurir reported. “My wife is sick, and I can’t even buy medicine. My father, mother and I live from my father’s paltry salary,” the man was quoted as saying. “I saw no other way out, grabbed a rusty two-and-a-half-kilo ax, took my penis out, put it on a log and bam!” The sight of blood brought him to his senses, he said. “Only then did I come to and screamed as loudly as I could, realizing I didn’t have it any more,” he was quoted as saying. Neighbors heard his screaming and rushed him to hospital, where doctors sewed his penis back on. “The most important thing is that his tool is back in place. All’s well that ends well,” said doctor Srecko Djordjevic, who performed the operation.
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TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: allswellthatendswell; bam; histoolisbackinplace; mostimportantthing; serb; serbianatrocities
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posted on
12/11/2004 7:04:18 PM PST
by
Ellesu
To: Ellesu
Oh, I hate it when that happens.
2
posted on
12/11/2004 7:05:30 PM PST
by
Paleo Conservative
(Hey! Hey! Ho! Ho! Dan Rather's got to go!)
To: Ellesu
That's gonna leave a mark.
3
posted on
12/11/2004 7:06:21 PM PST
by
ClearCase_guy
(The fourth estate is a fifth column.)
To: Ellesu
the man was quoted as saying. “I saw no other way out, grabbed a rusty two-and-a-half-kilo ax, took my penis out, put it on a log and bam!” And that is going to help your situation how? Did you sell your penis? I don't understand...
To: Ellesu; Chieftain
Hmmmmm. Could there be alcohol somewhere in this story?
To: Ellesu; Chieftain
Hmmmmm. Could there be alcohol somewhere in this story?
To: Ellesu
“The most important thing is that his tool is back in place. All’s well that ends well,” said doctor Srecko Djordjevic"
LOL!
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posted on
12/11/2004 7:08:15 PM PST
by
nuconvert
(Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.)
To: Ellesu
Now what would he have done if he cut off his head, who would scream for him?
Yup, that's what I'd do....
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posted on
12/11/2004 7:08:32 PM PST
by
The Mayor
(If Jesus lives within us, sin need not overwhelm us.)
To: Ellesu
For some reason this story made me remember this particular video I saw a couple of years ago...
Gonads and Strife
9
posted on
12/11/2004 7:10:53 PM PST
by
Future Snake Eater
("Stupid grandma leaver-outers!"--Tom Servo)
To: Paleo Conservative
Suprised they didn't slant the story to make it Bush's fault. The MSM must be getting lazy these days!
10
posted on
12/11/2004 7:11:24 PM PST
by
The Loan Arranger
(The modern definition of 'racist' is someone who is winning an argument with a liberal.)
To: Ellesu
What a dumbass. Yeah, when I get depressed, the first thing I want to do is pick up a rusty axe and chop off my schvantz......
11
posted on
12/11/2004 7:11:33 PM PST
by
Viking2002
(Taglines? Vikings don't need no steenkin' taglines..............)
To: Ellesu
he almost qualified for a Darwin award...
12
posted on
12/11/2004 7:11:53 PM PST
by
William of Orange
(A perfect Rovian storm blew sKerry out of the Swift Boat)
To: Ellesu; mhking
Just Damn for sure.
Makes me wonder what he was doing with his penis that it merited such a punishment.
13
posted on
12/11/2004 7:11:55 PM PST
by
dAnconia
(The government cannot grant rights,but it can protect them. Or violate them.)
To: The Loan Arranger
Suprised they didn't slant the story to make it Bush's fault. The MSM must be getting lazy these days!
LMAO!
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posted on
12/11/2004 7:12:31 PM PST
by
William of Orange
(A perfect Rovian storm blew sKerry out of the Swift Boat)
To: Ellesu
Now he presumably has doctor bills and a sore weenie. I'm curious how he thought this was a good idea.
15
posted on
12/11/2004 7:13:28 PM PST
by
Dog Gone
To: longshadow; VadeRetro; Junior; balrog666; RadioAstronomer; Doctor Stochastic; js1138; RightWhale; ..
Penis chopped-off ping list!
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posted on
12/11/2004 7:16:46 PM PST
by
PatrickHenry
(The List-O-Links for evolution threads is at my freeper homepage.)
To: The Loan Arranger
Suprised they didn't slant the story to make it Bush's fault. The MSM must be getting lazy these days!
ROFLMAO!
17
posted on
12/11/2004 7:17:46 PM PST
by
Ellesu
To: Ellesu
“My wife is sick, and I can’t even buy medicine. My father, mother and I live from my father’s paltry salary,” the man was quoted as saying. So to improve the situation, he went out and wacked off his wanker with a rusty old axe. It was easy than getting a job to help the family financial condition, I suppose.
18
posted on
12/11/2004 7:20:40 PM PST
by
xJones
To: Dog Gone
Yep, more doctor bills! What a dunce!
That's a man for ya!!!
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posted on
12/11/2004 7:20:40 PM PST
by
derllak
To: Echo Talon
Did you sell your penis? On e-gay?
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