What a dumbass. Yeah, when I get depressed, the first thing I want to do is pick up a rusty axe and chop off my schvantz......

The most important thing is that his
tool is back in place.Alls well that ends well, said doctor Srecko Djordjevic, who performed the operation.
What does that mean, the axe is back in the shed??
(snicker-snicker-snicker)