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**** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD ****
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Posted on 12/10/2004 11:05:24 AM PST by TheBigB

By request...another OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD! Feel free to vent, post silly jokes, make nonsensical statements, or even IGNORE THIS THREAD. I ask that we all keep our good buddy TomServo in our thoughts, also.

To get things started, a favorite cartoon:


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To: OXENinFLA

Subject: the moral of the story


The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents

to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.

The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their
stories.

"Johnny, do you have a story to share?

"Yes, ma'am, my daddy told a story about my Aunt Marylou. Aunt Marylou was a

pilot in Desert Storm and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over

enemy territory and all she had was a small flask of whiskey, a pistol

and a survival knife." "She drank the whiskey on the way down so it

wouldn't fall into enemy hands and then her parachute landed right in

the middle of twenty enemy soldiers. She shot fifteen of them with the

gun until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife,

until the blade broke and then she killed the last one with her bare hands."

"Good heavens," said the horrified teacher, "What kind of moral did

your daddy teach you from that horrible story?"

"Stay the hell away from Aunt Marylou when she's been drinking."


241 posted on 12/10/2004 12:22:19 PM PST by Mo1 (Should be called Oil for Fraud and not Oil for Food)
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To: go-dubya-04; ZinGirl

Are we getting some political correctness on the sillyness thread? Lighten up Francis.


242 posted on 12/10/2004 12:22:40 PM PST by brownsfan (Post No Bills)
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To: Prime Choice

He is real purty, ain't he ;)


243 posted on 12/10/2004 12:22:42 PM PST by najida (Aunt to Miss Emily Ann- Cutest Baby in the World.)
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To: najida

Thank you...


244 posted on 12/10/2004 12:23:01 PM PST by EX52D
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To: Mo1

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." -Jack Nicholson


245 posted on 12/10/2004 12:23:09 PM PST by NeoCaveman (Harry Reid is an embarrasment to the Senate)
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To: Dead Corpse; arasina; fortunecookie; cyborg
Everyone must see the Llama llama! I'm crying here.

Good Lord, that's funny.

246 posted on 12/10/2004 12:23:53 PM PST by Petronski (Sleepin' on the interstate, ah whoa-o, Gettin' wild, wild life.)
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To: TheresaKett

ping


247 posted on 12/10/2004 12:24:23 PM PST by day10 (Rules cannot substitute for character.)
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To: All
Oh, This thread wouldn't be complete without THIS gym.


248 posted on 12/10/2004 12:24:25 PM PST by proud_2_B_texasgal
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To: Freebird Forever
TheBigB---><---Freebird Forever
249 posted on 12/10/2004 12:24:26 PM PST by TheBigB (I sure could go for a charbroiled hamburger sammich and some french fried potatoes!)
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To: Fierce Allegiance
Thank you sir, may I have another?

But of course!

250 posted on 12/10/2004 12:24:27 PM PST by Prime Choice (I like Democrats, too. Let's exchange recipes.)
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To: Petronski
The reason horse-branders get the big bucks:

OW.

251 posted on 12/10/2004 12:24:57 PM PST by Billthedrill
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To: proud_2_B_texasgal

gym=gem ... geeeeeeeeeeeez


252 posted on 12/10/2004 12:24:58 PM PST by proud_2_B_texasgal
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To: finnman69
There is still some white space in my browser window!
253 posted on 12/10/2004 12:25:24 PM PST by OSHA (Actual DUer-I am so proud and excited! Let the recount and Inauguration of President Kerry begin!)
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To: EX52D
Here is another favorite (nice guy too!)


254 posted on 12/10/2004 12:25:28 PM PST by najida (Aunt to Miss Emily Ann- Cutest Baby in the World.)
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To: TheBigB

255 posted on 12/10/2004 12:26:00 PM PST by Wolfstar (Counting down the days to when the new White House puppy arrives.)
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To: Petronski

http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/


256 posted on 12/10/2004 12:26:03 PM PST by Fierce Allegiance (Stay safe in the "sandbox" Greg!)
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To: finnman69

Wow. And I thought it was (ahum) titillating when it was only in stereo...


257 posted on 12/10/2004 12:26:21 PM PST by Prime Choice (I like Democrats, too. Let's exchange recipes.)
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To: Petronski
But of course...

Badgers, badgers, badgers, Mushroom, Snake...

258 posted on 12/10/2004 12:26:39 PM PST by Dead Corpse (Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt.)
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To: Prime Choice

Yes, that sounds WAYYYYY wrong, dude!


259 posted on 12/10/2004 12:26:47 PM PST by Fierce Allegiance (Stay safe in the "sandbox" Greg!)
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To: najida

Very nice...


260 posted on 12/10/2004 12:27:47 PM PST by EX52D
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