Posted on 12/10/2004 11:05:24 AM PST by TheBigB
By request...another OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD! Feel free to vent, post silly jokes, make nonsensical statements, or even IGNORE THIS THREAD. I ask that we all keep our good buddy TomServo in our thoughts, also.
To get things started, a favorite cartoon:
It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!
Which one is the dog?
Well, I've got to say one thing. You must have your priorities in the proper order, and I think they have it correct.
Don't make me unleash the Badgers and the Banana Phone on you...
Been around. But it's carol singing season...so I'm off out again. Catch ye later! :-)
Subject: Blonde ice fishing
A blonde wanted to go ice fishing, so after getting all of the right tools, she headed toward the nearest frozen lake. After getting comfy on her stool she started to cut a circular hole in the ice. Then from the heavens a voice boomed,
''THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.''
Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice,
poured a thermos of hot chocolate and started to cut yet
another hole in the ice. The voice boomed,
''THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.''
This time quite scared, the blonde moved to the far end of
the ice. Then she started another hole and once again the voice said,
''THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.''
The very scared blonde raised her head and said, ''Is that
you, Lord?''
The voice answered,
''NO. IT IS THE MANAGER OF THE ICE
RINK.
Ouch...ROFLMAO!!! The Pop Tart, the peanut, and the guy holding a pink something. That's a tough one.
My payroll dude, an utter assclown, has decided that because he will be on a cruise with some other assclowns from around here for a week, the paychecks can be 5 days late. I informed said assclown that he cannot legally do that. Assclown, after a dressing down by the Chief Assclown-ess (the big boss, but we all prefer Chief Assclown-ess), has brought his assclown ass into the office, begrudgingly, whining-ly, to do payroll so that the checks may be distributed on time and avoid the employees turning into assclowns.
THE HOLE!! WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!!!
if you haven't been here yet you need to come see......some of this stuff is hilarious!
Oh, I love the badgers, do you have a link? Mushroom! mushroom!
I know this is gonna sound wrong, but what the hell. If I'd been born a girl, I'd do him.
My wife insisted that we start having "safe sex..."
I told her to put on the seat belt.
Heeeeeeyyyyy Unnnggggg
G
Good eye..yes it is
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