**** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD ****

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[TheBigB]

By request...another OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD! Feel free to vent, post silly jokes, make nonsensical statements, or even IGNORE THIS THREAD. I ask that we all keep our good buddy TomServo in our thoughts, also.

To get things started, a favorite cartoon:

[Mo1]

Subject: the moral of the story


The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents

to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.

The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their
stories.

"Johnny, do you have a story to share?

"Yes, ma'am, my daddy told a story about my Aunt Marylou. Aunt Marylou was a

pilot in Desert Storm and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over

enemy territory and all she had was a small flask of whiskey, a pistol

and a survival knife." "She drank the whiskey on the way down so it

wouldn't fall into enemy hands and then her parachute landed right in

the middle of twenty enemy soldiers. She shot fifteen of them with the

gun until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife,

until the blade broke and then she killed the last one with her bare hands."

"Good heavens," said the horrified teacher, "What kind of moral did

your daddy teach you from that horrible story?"

"Stay the hell away from Aunt Marylou when she's been drinking."

[brownsfan]

Are we getting some political correctness on the sillyness thread? Lighten up Francis.

[najida]

He is real purty, ain't he ;)

[EX52D]

Thank you...

[NeoCaveman]

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." -Jack Nicholson

[Petronski]

Everyone must see the Llama llama! I'm crying here.

Good Lord, that's funny.

[day10]

ping

[proud_2_B_texasgal]

Oh, This thread wouldn't be complete without THIS gym.

[TheBigB]

TheBigB---><---Freebird Forever

[Prime Choice]

Thank you sir, may I have another?

But of course!

[Billthedrill]

The reason horse-branders get the big bucks:

OW.

[proud_2_B_texasgal]

gym=gem ... geeeeeeeeeeeez

[OSHA]

There is still some white space in my browser window!

[najida]

Here is another favorite (nice guy too!)

[Wolfstar]

[Fierce Allegiance]

http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/

[Prime Choice]

Wow. And I thought it was (ahum) titillating when it was only in stereo...

[Dead Corpse]

But of course...

Badgers, badgers, badgers, Mushroom, Snake...

[Fierce Allegiance]

Yes, that sounds WAYYYYY wrong, dude!

[EX52D]

Very nice...