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**Official Friday Silliness Thread**
11/19/04
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Posted on 11/19/2004 12:33:34 PM PST by TheBigB
There have been sooooo many typical Friday articles today...seems like folks are looking to blow off soem steam. :) So here we go...write whatever you want..."unnngh!" "All your base..." etc. Write about missing frogs (him name is pipkin green frog), big booties (please?), or even "ignore this thread!"
Whatever you want. :)
TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister
KEYWORDS: 1fartknocker; addkeyword; boobies; booger; conspiracyguywearbra; crazypills; dimples; doody; eatmeeeeee; fartbreath; flyingcats; foos; happyfriedeggs; illegitimate; introvert; jodi888; martyr; monkeybutt; nipples; nuts; ohfortheloveofgod; peewee; pickles; pimples; poop; sendtherice; smile; snarf; snot; squid; stunedbeebers; tgif; toehead; turkeyjoke; unnngh; urinestain; urkel; veynotseries; wheeeeeeeee; why; yikes
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To: TheBigB
This thread NEEDS
MORE
COWBELL
To: rockprof
"I know," Melissa says, "and once that gets him out in the open, the Marines could blow the shit out of him." Saw that one coming.
But it still cracked me up - only sooner.
Shalom.
322
posted on
11/19/2004 1:44:35 PM PST
by
ArGee
(After 517, the abolition of man is complete)
To: retrokitten
Metrosexual : Stupid men that can make up their mind to be fags
Heterosexual : Normal men
Homosexual : AIDS candidates
Ruralsexual : Country folk, attract with good cooking
Rednecksexual : Male Cowboys, attract with sheep wool, Foreplay = "Brace yourself honey"
DontGetNosexual : celibate male (poor guys)
Alltoosexual : thinking about sex too much
Robosexual : Sold in catalogs and online
Neandersexual : See ConspiracyGuy
Forgetosexual : Possibly senile male heterosexual (who stops thinking about sex ?? )
Suburbansexual : Metrosexual with a small SUV
Quatrosexual : Having sex with all Sex In the City Girls (see doctor post haste)
323
posted on
11/19/2004 1:44:52 PM PST
by
Conspiracy Guy
(Please take all my comments with a grain or two of salt. Sarcasm is my life.)
To: Conspiracy Guy; All
Nope.... Plus in my administration, any nations that ticks me off will be vaporize.. Nations like France, Iran, Syria, China, Cuba..
324
posted on
11/19/2004 1:45:26 PM PST
by
KevinDavis
(Let the meek inherit the Earth, the rest of us will explore the stars!)
To: annyokie
325
posted on
11/19/2004 1:45:27 PM PST
by
King Prout
(tagline under reconstruction)
To: TheBigB
Anyone want to got out this weekend?
To: Tax-chick
(Before you ask, I was looking for an exercise outfit when I was 7 months pregnant.) Yeah, I tried that excuse on my ex-girlfriend. She didn't buy it.
327
posted on
11/19/2004 1:45:42 PM PST
by
TheBigB
(if I looking for frog (him name is hopkin green frog))
To: martin_fierro
lol! Missing link!
To: Argh
I usually stop immediately before I fall asleep.
329
posted on
11/19/2004 1:45:57 PM PST
by
Laura Earl
(1/2way290)
To: martin_fierro
I've got the Fever! and the only cure is More Cowbell!
330
posted on
11/19/2004 1:46:05 PM PST
by
Delbert
To: Conspiracy Guy
331
posted on
11/19/2004 1:46:22 PM PST
by
retrokitten
(I heart Tony Snow)
To: KneelBeforeZod
as we get to the end of the year....remember to respond to "happy holidays" with Merry Christmas Actually, identify yourself as a lawyer with the ACLU, point out that "holiday" is actually from the root "holy day" and you're going to sue his a$$ for bringing G-d into the conversation.
Shalom.
332
posted on
11/19/2004 1:46:24 PM PST
by
ArGee
(After 517, the abolition of man is complete)
To: Neets
I'm sorry. I didn't know you were serious about wanting wine. May I suggest:
333
posted on
11/19/2004 1:46:28 PM PST
by
Rastus
To: Laura Earl
334
posted on
11/19/2004 1:46:31 PM PST
by
Conspiracy Guy
(Please take all my comments with a grain or two of salt. Sarcasm is my life.)
To: Conspiracy Guy
man, my floor is getting flattened this afternoon.
335
posted on
11/19/2004 1:46:45 PM PST
by
King Prout
(tagline under reconstruction)
To: Conspiracy Guy
Already posted.How about this one?
336
posted on
11/19/2004 1:46:46 PM PST
by
airborne
(God bless and keep our fallen heroes.)
To: King Prout
337
posted on
11/19/2004 1:46:48 PM PST
by
annyokie
(If the shoe fits, put 'em both on!)
To: Conspiracy Guy
Trysexual : Will try anything.
To: TheBigB
339
posted on
11/19/2004 1:47:09 PM PST
by
GraniteStateConservative
(...He had committed no crime against America so I did not bring him here...-- Worst.President.Ever.)
To: Rastus
Ummmmmmmm, nah...thanks tho.
340
posted on
11/19/2004 1:47:25 PM PST
by
Neets
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