**Official Friday Silliness Thread**

11/19/04 | self

[TheBigB]

There have been sooooo many typical Friday articles today...seems like folks are looking to blow off soem steam. :) So here we go...write whatever you want..."unnngh!" "All your base..." etc. Write about missing frogs (him name is pipkin green frog), big booties (please?), or even "ignore this thread!"

Whatever you want. :)

[retrokitten]

That literally made me laugh out loud!!

[Psycho_Bunny]

A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumbles upon
a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit looks at her and says, "Giraffe, my
friend, why do you do this? Come with me running through the forest. You'll
see, you'll feel so much better!" The giraffe looks at him, looks at the
joint, tosses it and goes off running with the rabbit. 

Then they come across an elephant doing coke. So the rabbit again says, "Elephant, my friend, why
do you do this? Think about your health! Come running with us through the
pretty forest. You'll see, you'll feel so good!" The elephant looks at them,
looks at his razor, mirror and all, then tosses them and starts running with
the rabbit and giraffe. 

The three animals then come across a lion about to
shoot up."Lion, my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health! Come
running with us through the sunny forest. You will feel so good!" 

The lion looks at him, puts down his needle and starts to beat the heck out of the
little rabbit. As the giraffe and elephant watch in horror, they look at him
and ask, "Lion, why did you do this? He was merely trying to help us all!"
The lion answers, "That little jerk makes me run around the forest like an
idiot for hours every time he's on ecstasy!"

[Don Carlos]

5. Men don't eat cat turds on the sly.

At least this one applies to me!

[BureaucratusMaximus]

UNNNGH!

[anniegetyourgun]

You can't fool me. I may be blonde, but I already know I don't do well on testes.....

[Socratic]

"May I ask what the turkey did?"

Nominated for "Best November Post."

[Conspiracy Guy]

I'll copy that to my Jimmy Cater file.

[OXENinFLA]

A U.S. Marine scout sniper scans for insurgents in the streets and buildings along the edge of Fallujah, Iraq, during the first hours of Operation al Fajr (New Dawn) on Nov. 8, 2004. The Marine is assigned to Headquarters Company, 3rd Battalion, 5th Marine Regiment, 1st Marine Division. DoD photo by Lance Cpl. James J. Vooris, U.S. Marine Corps. (Released)

"Just a little more to the left.........."

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have a good weekend Y'all

[Dog Gone]

I thought it was the Virgin Greta Garbo Sandwich.

[Chad Fairbanks]

Cool. Thanks. ;0)

[No Blue States]

UNNNGH!

Goodbye Tom Daschle...

[Manic_Episode]

STOP THE WORLD!

i gotta take a crap.

[KevinDavis]

I'm running for President in 08.. A Blackhawk Helicopter for everyone!!!

[Rastus]

[annyokie]

10. We men, don't like our privates

Like hell you don't! ; )

[Conspiracy Guy]

Correct. Did we resolve this several times already!

[Tijeras_Slim]

Hopkin will not be mocked.... set your affairs in order....

[annyokie]

Yikes! See you when you get back!

[Deguello]

That's 1311 pages...give me a few minutes to read the posts.

[Thom Pain]

From now on I'm ignoring this thread.