Posted on 11/09/2004 6:46:58 AM PST by bedolido
A Romanian father-of-five needed medical help after he superglued a condom to his penis.
Nicolae Popovici, 43, told doctors he didn't want any more children, reports National newspaper.
The man, from Topraiser in Constanta county, named only as NP in the paper, already has five children.
He and his wife decided to use contraception but the condom they bought was too big so he stuck it on with glue.
After sex, the man realised he couldn't remove the condom and went to his village's medical clinic for help.
A nurse said: "He even said that he thought the condom could be used several times and that he wanted it stuck on his penis so he could use it again later. We barely managed to remove it in the end."
He and his wife decided to use contraception but the condom they bought was too big...
The biggest difference between Americans and Europeans. There is no American man who would ever admit to that (or need to).
Too late! I hear out-of-work John Edwards suing Trojan for "Post Traumatic Condom Removal Syndrome"!
There's a danger the evidence may not stand up in court; however, if it did, the condom maker could face stiff penalties.
I imagine he's going to be ribbed about this for quite a while.
An OUCH ping.
OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Not the sharpest tool in the shed.
Well, I suppose MIG welding might have been more effective.
(especially if his wife catch him fooling around)
Same story circulating in our area about a prominent businessman.
I'm glad they only removed it in the end.
It might have been a problem if they removed the middle as well.
Yet another story that I saw weeks ago but am no longer allowed to post.
Romania has never been a Superpower, have they?
Germany has demanded a rethink on EU guidelines on condom size after finding its average penis did not measure up.
Doctors around Essen were ordered by the government's health department to check out the average size suggested by Brussels.
They reported the EU has overestimated the size of the average penis by almost 20% and insist other countries will discover the same.
Urologist Gunther Hagler, head of the team compiling the research, said: "By checking hundreds of patients we found German penises were too small for standard EU condoms.
"On average they were 14.48 cms long and 3.95 cms wide. That makes them much smaller than the EU standard condom size of 17 cms in length and 5.6 cms in width."
He denied the German man was any smaller than the rest of Europe, adding: "We think the EU has got its sums wrong, and if other countries were to check out their men's assets they would find the EU has made a mistake in its calculations.
"There should be a rethink and the EU statisticians should check their figures again. After all, they have also ruled EU standard condoms should be able to hold 18 litres of fluid without breaking, which also seems a bit excessive."
They're built small and intended to STRETCH to fit lol
Then all they will need to keep the Filibuster going is some Viagra or Cialis.
Too bad he's not an American citizen... he'd make a great democrat Vice-President candidate for Hellary.
You cain't make this stuff up ping......
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