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Posted on 11/09/2004 6:46:58 AM PST by bedolido
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To: bedolido
He and his wife decided to use contraception but the condom they bought was too big...
The biggest difference between Americans and Europeans. There is no American man who would ever admit to that (or need to).
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posted on
11/09/2004 6:59:38 AM PST
by
Sapper26
("I don't flip-flop, I pander. America deserves a President who knows the difference" JF'nK)
To: finnman69
Trojan Lawyers are busy drafting warning labels for the condom wrapper "Warning:Do not superglue condom to penis" Too late! I hear out-of-work John Edwards suing Trojan for "Post Traumatic Condom Removal Syndrome"!
To: Joe 6-pack
There's a danger the evidence may not stand up in court; however, if it did, the condom maker could face stiff penalties.
I imagine he's going to be ribbed about this for quite a while.
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posted on
11/09/2004 6:59:43 AM PST
by
SlowBoat407
("To hell they will go.")
To: Junior
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posted on
11/09/2004 6:59:51 AM PST
by
cjshapi
To: bedolido
OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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posted on
11/09/2004 7:00:06 AM PST
by
Dan from Michigan
("No time for losers, cause we are the champions...of the world!!!")
To: bedolido
Not the sharpest tool in the shed.
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posted on
11/09/2004 7:00:08 AM PST
by
TXBSAFH
(Never underestimate the power of human stupidity--Robert Heinlein)
To: bedolido
Well, I suppose MIG welding might have been more effective.
To: Leapfrog
Where is John Edwards when you need him? This has to be cause for a class-action suit. This could happen to any man.
(especially if his wife catch him fooling around)
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posted on
11/09/2004 7:01:50 AM PST
by
bedolido
(I can forgive you for killing my sons, but I cannot forgive you for forcing me to kill your sons)
To: Young Werther
Same story circulating in our area about a prominent businessman.
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posted on
11/09/2004 7:02:26 AM PST
by
SlowBoat407
("To hell they will go.")
To: bedolido
Well it seems to me his wife should be complaining. After all he did admit that the condom was too big. So, I guess he is not just SHORT on brains!!!
To: Constitution Day
"Ve are going to send you to de far side of Romania...a dark land where nightmare creatures dwell and men superglue condoms to der penises..."
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posted on
11/09/2004 7:04:21 AM PST
by
TheBigB
("I'm George W. Bush, and I approved this ass-whoopin'!")
To: bedolido
I'm glad they only removed it in the end.
It might have been a problem if they removed the middle as well.
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posted on
11/09/2004 7:04:37 AM PST
by
Robert A Cook PE
(I can only donate monthly, but Kerry's ABBCNNBCBS continue to lie every day!)
To: TheBigB
Yet another story that I saw weeks ago but am no longer allowed to post.
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posted on
11/09/2004 7:04:42 AM PST
by
presidio9
(Islam is as Islam does)
To: bedolido
Romania has never been a Superpower, have they?
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posted on
11/09/2004 7:05:43 AM PST
by
deaconjim
(Freep the world!)
To: bedolido
I guess he didn't think very hard about this first..
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posted on
11/09/2004 7:07:28 AM PST
by
Paradox
(Occam was probably right.)
To: bedolido
Sounds like he might be of German anchestry:
Germany has demanded a rethink on EU guidelines on condom size after finding its average penis did not measure up.
Doctors around Essen were ordered by the government's health department to check out the average size suggested by Brussels.
They reported the EU has overestimated the size of the average penis by almost 20% and insist other countries will discover the same.
Urologist Gunther Hagler, head of the team compiling the research, said: "By checking hundreds of patients we found German penises were too small for standard EU condoms.
"On average they were 14.48 cms long and 3.95 cms wide. That makes them much smaller than the EU standard condom size of 17 cms in length and 5.6 cms in width."
He denied the German man was any smaller than the rest of Europe, adding: "We think the EU has got its sums wrong, and if other countries were to check out their men's assets they would find the EU has made a mistake in its calculations.
"There should be a rethink and the EU statisticians should check their figures again. After all, they have also ruled EU standard condoms should be able to hold 18 litres of fluid without breaking, which also seems a bit excessive."
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posted on
11/09/2004 7:08:47 AM PST
by
BP2
To: bedolido
The funny part is that the condom was too big
They're built small and intended to STRETCH to fit lol
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posted on
11/09/2004 7:10:30 AM PST
by
Mariner
To: TRY ONE
Senate Democrats ...."Can we super glue a Filibuster to a penis? Then all they will need to keep the Filibuster going is some Viagra or Cialis.
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posted on
11/09/2004 7:14:47 AM PST
by
DrDavid
(Tomorrow will be an even better day...)
To: DrDavid
Too bad he's not an American citizen... he'd make a great democrat Vice-President candidate for Hellary.
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posted on
11/09/2004 7:18:06 AM PST
by
bedolido
(I can forgive you for killing my sons, but I cannot forgive you for forcing me to kill your sons)
To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA; MeekOneGOP
You cain't make this stuff up ping......
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posted on
11/09/2004 7:18:47 AM PST
by
Arrowhead1952
(****We won - - - you lost - - - - GET OVER IT!!****)
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