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Sponge Duck Toy Creates Buzz in Tennessee (sex toy??)
AP/Yahoo ^ | Wed Oct 13,11:14 PM ET

Posted on 10/14/2004 7:37:01 AM PDT by martin_fierro

Sponge Duck Toy Creates Buzz in Tennessee

Wed Oct 13,11:14 PM ET

SPRING HILL, Tenn. - Katherine Williams says the yellow ducky sponge she put on sale at a flea market is merely a child's toy. City officials say the vibrator inside makes it a sex toy.

But officials in this Nashville suburb backed off from citing Williams for violating the city's sexually oriented business ordinance because she had already taken down her display by the time police responded to complaints Saturday. Nearby vendors also refused to be witnesses in the case.

"We've declined to prosecute because of a lack of evidence," City Administrator Ken York said Tuesday.

Williams, whose Passions & Pleasures business sells lotions and adult novelties at in-home parties, described her product line as "PG-13" and said she got only two negative comments at the flea market.

"Nothing we do is nasty, unless you have a nasty mind," she said, turning a knob on the yellow ducky's tail to make the sponge vibrate. "My 3-year-old son loves to play with this duck in the bath. He puts it on his neck and on his head."

Williams said she'll be back at the flea market next year.

"If she does, she'll be cited into court," York said. "That duck is a sexual toy, and it was on display. That was a vibrator on display in public view."


TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Chit/Chat; Humor; Test Topic, Ignore It; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: goodcleanfun; rubadubdub
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To: Shryke

Smartassedness ping? :)


21 posted on 10/14/2004 11:10:33 AM PDT by TheBigB (OPEN YOUR EYES, Clark Kent! You belong with CHLOE!)
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To: Xenalyte; dead; Lazamataz; martin_fierro; marktuoni; magslinger; PatrickHenry; ...
Good call, BigB. This just stinks of liberal duck-grabbing. Don't they realize that when they outlaw vibrating rubber duckies, only the damn outlaws will have them?

BEEBER to the SAF list!

SAF is the Smart A$$ed Freeper list, dedicated to levity. Please email me to be on or off.

22 posted on 10/14/2004 11:19:50 AM PDT by Shryke
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To: martin_fierro

23 posted on 10/14/2004 11:29:34 AM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: Shryke
Where can I get one of those for myself..uh...ummm....aaaahhh...I mean for my kids????
24 posted on 10/14/2004 11:33:16 AM PDT by codyjacksmom (Attention All Girlie-men...Please don't forget your foo foo's on the way out the door.)
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To: martin_fierro

Can't believe Rush is talking about this post on his show right now!


25 posted on 10/14/2004 11:34:42 AM PDT by cuz_it_aint_their_money (I think you can be an honest man and lie about any number of things. Dan Rather to Bill O'Reilly.)
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To: cjshapi
Rubber ducky, joy oh joy,
When I squeeze you, you make noise
Rubber ducky, I'm awfully fond of you.
26 posted on 10/14/2004 11:34:47 AM PDT by Junior (FABRICATI DIEM, PVNC)
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To: BenLurkin

You've got it bass ackwards. Nothing in the Constitution forbids every American from owning a vibrator.


27 posted on 10/14/2004 11:35:42 AM PDT by Junior (FABRICATI DIEM, PVNC)
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To: codyjacksmom

Hahahaha. I think the Toyz 4 You in whatever red light district you have probably carries it.


28 posted on 10/14/2004 11:36:47 AM PDT by Shryke
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To: Junior

Nothing in the Constitution prohibits the States from banninng them either.


29 posted on 10/14/2004 11:38:11 AM PDT by BenLurkin (We have low inflation and and low unemployment.)
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To: BenLurkin
True, but your post:

Don't the penumbras and emanations from the Constitution guaranty every American the right to own a vibrator?

references the U.S. Constitution (else, why the capitalization, the lack of a state reference, and the reference to penumbras and emanations?).

30 posted on 10/14/2004 11:40:44 AM PDT by Junior (FABRICATI DIEM, PVNC)
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To: Junior

I've seen one of those recently. At a party it was!


31 posted on 10/14/2004 11:41:03 AM PDT by cjshapi
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To: Shryke
THANKS!! I REALLY APPRECIATE IT!!!! Ummmm, I mean, thanks my kids will appreciate it.

(thought to self: Damn, I gotta quit letting people know I'm so hard up)
32 posted on 10/14/2004 11:42:16 AM PDT by codyjacksmom (Attention All Girlie-men...Please don't forget your foo foo's on the way out the door.)
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To: martin_fierro

There has to be a joke in here about getting down off (or with) a duck.


33 posted on 10/14/2004 11:42:58 AM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: martin_fierro; wardaddy

Man to woman in bathtub..........whatcha doing honey ?

Drowning my duck !


34 posted on 10/14/2004 11:43:02 AM PDT by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. ©)
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To: cuz_it_aint_their_money

Really?

Maybe he was just talking about this story -- or did he say something like, "Those FReepers are already all over this?"


35 posted on 10/14/2004 11:44:44 AM PDT by martin_fierro (™)
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To: BenLurkin

Teresa Heinz has a Michael J Fox brand.........


36 posted on 10/14/2004 11:44:46 AM PDT by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. ©)
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To: martin_fierro

OK I stand corrected. He was talking about the story at the same time I was reading it.
It was almost like Rush was reading the story to me.
He never mentioned FReepers.


37 posted on 10/14/2004 11:47:02 AM PDT by cuz_it_aint_their_money (I think you can be an honest man and lie about any number of things. Dan Rather to Bill O'Reilly.)
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To: Junior
Yes, I was trying to be cute (probably too cute).

"Penumbras and emanations" is taken from the U.S. Supreme court decision in Griswold v Connecticut where the Justice writing the decision opined that although the Constitution was silent on a person's 'right' to have birth control (over a state law prohibiting same) the 'penumbras and emanations' from the Constitution created such a right.

And of course, it was the Griswold case which created the so-called "right to privacy" that gave legal precedence for the later Roe v Wade decision.

38 posted on 10/14/2004 11:49:11 AM PDT by BenLurkin (We have low inflation and and low unemployment.)
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To: cuz_it_aint_their_money

I mean, it IS possible he was reading it on here.

I know he (used to) lurk here, and he did specifically mention a post of mine on here once.

But this story was also all over the newswires today & yesterday.


39 posted on 10/14/2004 11:50:40 AM PDT by martin_fierro (™)
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To: 7.62 x 51mm
I'd bet that beak nurts!

Ahh, yes.... the old nurting beak. I know it well.....

40 posted on 10/14/2004 11:50:42 AM PDT by r9etb
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