Dancing gerbil.
Posted on 10/13/2004 8:05:08 PM PDT by Jon Alvarez
Studio: Miramax Films
Starring: Richard Gere, Susan Sarandon
4th Reason: I don't dance!
The movie advert sounded boring anyway.
Reason # 1 - Richard Gere is unkind to Gerbils.
Sexy guy paired with has-been hag. Yeah, real life looks just like that! (Unless she has the money of Teresa Heinz, you rarely see that kind of combo at Denny's.)
I wouldn't pay to see a Gere or Sarandon movie to save my life. I can't stand most of those POS's in Hollywood.
I'll pay to see a Bruce Willis movie, but not the rest of those idiots.
I at first didnt want to see Team America, but I hear it absolutely SLAMS Penn and Moore...so that may be ok.
Watch the Japanese version(subtitled).
Dancing gerbil.
Richard Gere, Susan Sarandon
Um, has-been sure comes to mind.
Sarandon is the most self-absorbed, self-serving, arrogant person ever. She knows everything, especially how to raise children and keep a man. I was trapped at exercise and she was on Oprah.
Basic misanthropic filth!
Even the cinephiles on IMDB are slamming it big time!
www.imdb.com
I don't go to movies much anymore. But the movie itself seems innocuous.
Quick, hide the gerbil richard!
Where should I hide it?
I don't know, just hide it.
Okay.......ohh....ohhh....ohhh. ....ahhhhh
Susan Sarandon.
I won't give ONE PENNY to support her "artistic efforts". She is a whore creating innocent children out of wedlock. Not setting any kind of civil standard for her clan.
Susan Sarandon.
I won't give ONE PENNY to support her "artistic efforts". She is a whore creating innocent children out of wedlock. Not setting any kind of civil standard for her clan.
It slams most of the Hollywood libs, but be prepared to hear language that would make a longshoreman blush.
How about "it looks like a crappy movie?"
It's too bad Hollyweird has to ruin the reputation of the fantastic Japanese version of this film by changing the storyline and loading it up with bloated left wingers. I'll personally never let Susan Sarandon see a dime of my money after her horrendous anti-war commercials...remember "What have they ever done to us?"
Rent the original film, forget the new one.
Dave
Fifth reason: I don't attend theater either! :-)
5th Reason: That talentless Ghetto-dweller J-Ho is in it.
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