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Posted on 09/30/2004 7:56:22 AM PDT by martin_fierro
Man Sets Home Ablaze Burning Wife's Pants
Wed Sep 29, 7:31 PM ET
PINE BLUFF, Ark. - A man who set his wife's pants on fire because he believed she was having an affair accidentally torched his mobile home and has been charged with arson, police said.
Officers said Leroy Brown, 19, perceiving that his wife had been with another man, set fire to the pair of pants he thought she was wearing at the time of the affair.
The burning pants started to singe Brown's fingers so he dropped the pants and the mobile home caught fire, Pine Bluff police detectives James Golden and Kelvin Hadley said.
Brown was detained on an arson charge after Tuesday's fire, pending a formal review by the Jefferson County prosecutor's office.
I hate when that happens.
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Bad, Bad Leroy Brown
Baddest man in the whole damn town
Badder than old King Kong
And meaner than a junk yard dog.
(Apparently about as dumb as a junk yard dog too)
If I remember correctly in the song, Leroy got into a fight with a guy over a woman and ended up "looking like a jigsaw puzzle with a couple of pieces gone."
His name is not Leroy Brown. It just can't be.
Just damn.
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Now those are hot pants.
Please add me to your ping list, thank you.
Heck, his mom probably named him after that song
Another clear cut case of to many uncle daddies in that gene pool.
ell 'ole south side of Chicago
Is the baddest part of town
And if you go down there
You better just beware
Of a man name of Leroy Brown
Now Leroy more than trouble
You see he stand about six foot four
All those downtown ladies call him "Treetop Lover"
All the mens just call him "Sir"
And he's bad, bad Leroy Brown
The baddest man in the whole damned town
Badder than a-old King Kong
And meaner than a junkyard dog
Now Leroy he a gambler
And he like his fancy clothes
And he like to wear his diamond rings
In front of everybody's nose
He got a custom Continental
He got a Eldorado too
He got a .32 gun in his pocket for fun
He got a razor in his shoe
And he's bad (bad) bad (bad) Leroy Brown
The baddest man in the whole damned town
Badder than a-old King Kong
And meaner than a junkyard dog
Well Friday 'bout a week ago
Leroy shootin' dice
And at the edge of the bar
Sat a girl named Doris
And oo that girl looked nice
Well he cast his eyes upon her
And the trouble soon began
And Leroy Brown had learned a lesson 'bout a-messin'
With the wife of a jealous man
And he's bad (bad) bad (bad) Leroy Brown
The baddest man in the whole damned town
Badder than a-old King Kong
And meaner than a junkyard dog
Well the two men took to fighting
And when they pulled them from the floor
Leroy looked like a jigsaw puzzle
With a couple of pieces gone
And it's bad, bad Leroy Brown
The baddest man in the whole damned town
Badder than a-old King Kong
And meaner than a junkyard dog
And he's bad (bad) bad (bad) Leroy Brown
The baddest man in the whole damned town
Badder than a-old King Kong
And meaner than a junkyard dog
Yeah he was badder than a-old King Kong
And meaner than a junkyard dog.
Could be worse, I guess . . . she coulda named him Sharona.
There was one song played ad nauseam on Pittsburgh radio in 1979. That was it. Ugh.
(I also have Lynrd Skynrd & Bob Seger issues)
ROFLMAO!
Weird Al did a parody of that song years ago... "My Bologna".
that's what i think of every time I hear the real one.
Hysterical.
"Hold muh pants and watch this!"
Probably will be seen on Cops, the show where someone with a mullet is going to jail every episode.
Oh, and the tattooed unshaven look too.
I'm going to have this song in my head for the rest of the day.
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