Posted on 09/20/2004 8:37:06 PM PDT by chiefphil
I am a senior citizan.
During the Clinton administration, I had an extremely good, and well paying job. I took numerious vacation,and I had several vacation homes. Since President Bush took office, I have watch my entire life changed for the worst. I lost my job; I lost my homes; I lost my health insurance; I lost my two sons to that terrible war in Iraqi War. As a matter of fact, I lost virtually everything, and became homeless......
BUSH HAS TO GO !!!
SINCERELY;
Saddam Hussein
You goof ball, I was ready to call for an immediate ZOT! But I persevered until the end.
WORKING PEOPLE FREQUENTLY ASK RETIRED PEOPLE WHAT THEY DO TO MAKE THEIR DAYS INTERESTING.
I WENT TO THE STORE THE OTHER DAY. I WAS ONLY IN THERE FOR ABOUT 5 MINUTES. WHEN I CAME OUT THERE WAS A CITY COP WRITING OUT A PARKING TICKET. I WENT UP TO HIM AND SAID, "COME ON, BUDDY, HOW ABOUT GIVING A SENIOR A BREAK?"
HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUED WRITING THE TICKET. I CALLED HIM A NAME. HE GLARED AT ME AND STARTED WRITING ANOTHER TICKET FOR HAVING WORN TIRES. SO I CALLED HIM A WORSE NAME. HE FINISHED THE SECOND TICKET AND PUT IT ON THE WINDSHIELD WITH THE FIRST.
THEN HE STARTED WRITING A THIRD TICKET.
THIS WENT ON FOR ABOUT 20 MINUTES. THE MORE I ABUSED HIM THE MORE TICKETS HE WROTE. I DIDN'T CARE. MY CAR WAS PARKED AROUND THE CORNER AND THIS ONE HAD A "ELECT JOHN KERRY" BUMPER STICKER ON IT.
I TRY TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN EACH DAY NOW THAT I'M RETIRED. IT'S IMPORTANT AT OUR AGE.
For a sec, I thought Dan Rather had come to give us a dressing down.
LOL!
It's funny everytime I read it...... Now! don't you have some "Kerry is ahead" Poll numbers to post ?
This was posted earlier already.
Now that's a great punchline!
You really had me going.
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