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WHAT RETIRED PEOPLE dO FOR A LITTLE FUN:

WORKING PEOPLE FREQUENTLY ASK RETIRED PEOPLE WHAT THEY DO TO MAKE THEIR DAYS INTERESTING.

I WENT TO THE STORE THE OTHER DAY. I WAS ONLY IN THERE FOR ABOUT 5 MINUTES. WHEN I CAME OUT THERE WAS A CITY COP WRITING OUT A PARKING TICKET. I WENT UP TO HIM AND SAID, "COME ON, BUDDY, HOW ABOUT GIVING A SENIOR A BREAK?"

HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUED WRITING THE TICKET. I CALLED HIM A NAME. HE GLARED AT ME AND STARTED WRITING ANOTHER TICKET FOR HAVING WORN TIRES. SO I CALLED HIM A WORSE NAME. HE FINISHED THE SECOND TICKET AND PUT IT ON THE WINDSHIELD WITH THE FIRST.

THEN HE STARTED WRITING A THIRD TICKET.

THIS WENT ON FOR ABOUT 20 MINUTES. THE MORE I ABUSED HIM THE MORE TICKETS HE WROTE. I DIDN'T CARE. MY CAR WAS PARKED AROUND THE CORNER AND THIS ONE HAD A "ELECT JOHN KERRY" BUMPER STICKER ON IT.

I TRY TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN EACH DAY NOW THAT I'M RETIRED. IT'S IMPORTANT AT OUR AGE.

Right you are, we must continue to contribute...When an Alabama HP, was writing me a 'ticket', I was being nice...that is, 'how well his uniform looked...'when someone needs help, the law enforcement officer" ....well, you get the point....but this bozo, just continued to 'write' the ticket...so, I said to my self...self.., get your money's worth...so I told him 'what I through about him, his car, his job, the Governor, and his dog...
I could not believe it when he 'tore' the ticket up....I think I 'stammered'..stuttered.......he explain, this was a warning ticket,,,,I said , but,but.....and he said "but hell, I don't let anyone talk about my 'dog' like that...78.50, and wiser.....oh well.