Scripture faux pas discovered on JohnKerry.com

It's always fun to find an agate or a trilobite, especially when it's discovered in plain site just on the other side of the hill. The homophone on the Kerry site is part of a transcript of his speech on September 11th before the 124th Annual Session of the National Baptist Convention in New Orleans. The sentence can be found in the sixth paragraph from the bottom of this page-http://www.johnkerry.com/pressroom/speeches/spc_2004_0909.html I discovered this amusing error while researching for a toon on Senator Kerry's recent public dalliance with scripture. From this discovery comes the cartoon above featuring Faithmouse, Ms. StarMole and Timothy A. Bear. Enjoy! Dan Lacey www.faithmouse.com

1 posted on 09/15/2004 8:39:29 AM PDT by Dan Lacey

2 posted on 09/15/2004 8:41:37 AM PDT by Shryke (Never retreat. Never explain. Get it done and let them howl.)

"I also know that George Bush has asked the question, “Does the Democratic Party take African American voters for granted?” Well, here is my answer. The Book of Matthew reminds us, “Beware of false profits which come to you in sheep’s clothing.” [Matthew 7:15]. "
http://www.johnkerry.com/pressroom/speeches/spc_2004_0909.html

3 posted on 09/15/2004 9:22:42 AM PDT by PAR35

poitrmx (#4) got banned before I could even respond. I think I'll go ahead and answer anyway.

Character and integrity should count when choosing who to vote for, no matter what your religion or lack thereof. You don't have to be a Christian to know that Bush leads on both counts.

5 posted on 09/15/2004 10:49:08 AM PDT by PAR35

To: Dan Lacey; MoJo2001; Kathy in Alaska; BigSkyFreeper; 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub; Brad's Gramma

The error on the site is now corrected, so he's flip-flopped yet again. (Good catch! Love the cartoon!)

The rest of y'all, check out this cartoon!

6 posted on 09/19/2004 1:57:13 AM PDT by Fawnn (Canteen wOOhOO Consultant and CookingWithPam.com person - Faith makes things possible, not easy.)

LOL! Thanks for the ping! That is too funny!

7 posted on 09/19/2004 2:07:43 AM PDT by BigSkyFreeper (Real gun control is - all shots inside the ten ring)

Cool. Nice going, Dan. But what is that creature with the star-shaped pucker?

In any event, you're a better illustrator than whoever does Doonesbury for Garry Trudeau.

8 posted on 09/19/2004 2:13:09 AM PDT by L.N. Smithee (The Final Score: Buckhead 1, Talking Head 0)

"I also know that George Bush has asked the question, “Does the Democratic Party take African American voters for granted?” Well, here is my answer. The Book of Matthew reminds us, “Beware of false profits which come to you in sheep’s clothing.” [Matthew 7:15]. "

Even if the word "prophet" was transcribed properly, this paragraph still wouldn't make a lick of sense.

9 posted on 09/19/2004 2:16:11 AM PDT by L.N. Smithee (The Final Score: Buckhead 1, Talking Head 0)

Oh, "StarMole." Never mind.

10 posted on 09/19/2004 2:18:25 AM PDT by L.N. Smithee (The Final Score: Buckhead 1, Talking Head 0)

Kerry quoting scripture in the 3rd presidental debate is both sickening and funny....

It is funny because he makes a fool of himself when he tries to quote it in this case he added the word "body"...
which sounds really funny if one knows the verse...

When I heard the debate...first thing I thought of was "that's not right"

Kerry from debate:
"I was taught -- I went to a church school and I was taught that the two greatest commandments are: Love the Lord, your God, with all your mind, your body and your soul, and love your neighbor as yourself."

It should be:

And you shall love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your might.

or

You shall love the Lord your God with all your heart, and with all your soul, and with all your mind.

or

You shall love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your strength.

"body" not used in this passage...This sure makes Kerry look what he really is.....really phony.

It is also sickening to listen to Kerry quote scripture... Kerry clearly does not believe that the ultimate Lawgiver has any purpose in the laws of the government. "can not impose his beliefs on others"

For every Law there is a Lawgiver. This law is written on our hearts. "in that they show the work of the Law written in their hearts, their conscience bearing witness and their thoughts alternately accusing or else defending them."

If one can write a law not to steal, not to kill innocent life, and to stop at a stop sign so as to not hurt someone (a stop sign is a moral law, we are imposing the belief we shouldn't hurt other people on others),
Mr. Kerry, why can't we write a law not to brutally dismemeber a baby piece by piece?

11 posted on 10/13/2004 10:18:48 PM PDT by FreedomProtector

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