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Vaseline Man Can't Slip Cops ("Grease me up, woman!")
The Smoking Gun ^
| 5/18/04
| The Smoking Gun
Posted on 09/06/2004 2:07:54 PM PDT by Hank Rearden
Vaseline Man Can't Slip Cops
MAY 18--Meet Robert Chamberlain. The 44-year-old Virginia man was arrested earlier this month and charged with felony criminal mischief for damaging a Motel 6 room in upstate New York.
But Chamberlain, who has spent time on the pipe, wasn't breaking windows or throwing the television off the balcony. He was nabbed for slathering Vaseline on every single thing in Room 205--mattresses, pillows, sheets, furniture, carpeting, blankets, the TV, etc. A motel clerk discovered the damage after Chamberlain checked out and called the Broome County Sheriff's Office.
When Deputy Kevin Smith arrived, the greasy m.o. rang a bell--a couple of weeks earlier a room at a nearby Super 8 was also apparently slimed by Chamberlain (though the owner declined at the time to press charges). A check of Room 205's trash turned up 14 empty containers of Vaseline, drug paraphernalia, cocaine residue, and porno magazines, "which also were slathered/smeared with Vaseline," according to a sheriff's report. Shortly after the Motel 6 damage was found on May 9, Chamberlain was arrested at--big surprise here--a nearby Econo Lodge. The arrestee, of course, was "smeared from head to foot with Vaseline."
Ewww.
TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: gay; hedontusejelly; ick; motelroom; porno; slathered; slime; slipperywhenwet; stickyguy; vaseline; vaselineman
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Well, this
is the website of record. Photos at the link.
And yes, I'm very sorry.
Forgive me if this was already posted. I did a search, and I'd be ashamed to admit the search terms I had to use.
To: martin_fierro
2
posted on
09/06/2004 2:09:24 PM PDT
by
annyokie
(Now with 20% More Infidel!)
To: Hank Rearden
3
posted on
09/06/2004 2:10:12 PM PDT
by
cardinal4
(John Kerry- "A Hamster Tale..")
To: cardinal4
Condit is back east....? No wonder he slipped from the grasp of The Long Arm Of The Law.
4
posted on
09/06/2004 2:12:08 PM PDT
by
Hank Rearden
(Never allow anyone who could only get a government job attempt to tell you how to run your life.)
To: 2Trievers; 75thOVI; albee; annyokie; Augustus McCrae; beyond the sea; Bloody Sam Roberts; ...
5
posted on
09/06/2004 2:12:19 PM PDT
by
martin_fierro
(A v v n c v l v s M a x i m v s)
To: Hank Rearden
Broome County? This must be the suspect list.
Wait, wrong county.
To: Larry Lucido
Broome County? This must be the suspect list. Here ya go:
7
posted on
09/06/2004 2:14:31 PM PDT
by
Hank Rearden
(Never allow anyone who could only get a government job attempt to tell you how to run your life.)
To: Hank Rearden
The only thing good about that is that when they finally did catch him, it made "Giuliani Time" that much easier.
8
posted on
09/06/2004 2:16:38 PM PDT
by
RichInOC
(...this guy needed plungering just to see what he was using for brains...)
To: Hank Rearden
If he was a Hindu, in his past life he was a slug.
9
posted on
09/06/2004 2:18:10 PM PDT
by
COURAGE
(A charter member of the Grim FReeper Club)
To: Hank Rearden
Is he related to Slick Willie?
10
posted on
09/06/2004 2:19:09 PM PDT
by
Free ThinkerNY
((((He and Ron Reagan, Jr. would make the perfect couple))))
To: Hank Rearden
Robert Chamberlain is a sad looking sort of fellow, isn't he?
11
posted on
09/06/2004 2:24:56 PM PDT
by
Maria S
("We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good." Hillary Clinton, 6/28/04)
To: presidio9
Mark Morford is slapping himself and yelling "Why didn't I think of this?!"
To: Maria S
lots of girlie-men are looking sad these days...
13
posted on
09/06/2004 2:29:57 PM PDT
by
snuffy smiff
(Jean Fraud Kerry-the Botox BoatWarrior,"oh no, aground again and huge riceberg approaching")
To: Maria S
Robert Chamberlain is a sad looking sort of fellow, isn't he? Well, he had a sad day.
Wasn't he Dr. Kildare and that Shogun guy?
14
posted on
09/06/2004 2:32:23 PM PDT
by
Hank Rearden
(Never allow anyone who could only get a government job attempt to tell you how to run your life.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Mark Morford is slapping himself and yelling "Why didn't I think of this?!" The article says something about this guy having "spent time on the pipe". Perhaps Missy Morford can clue us in about what exactly this entails - it's a concept I'm totally unfamiliar with. Probably a good thing, too.
15
posted on
09/06/2004 2:34:04 PM PDT
by
Hank Rearden
(Never allow anyone who could only get a government job attempt to tell you how to run your life.)
To: Hank Rearden
The article says something about this guy having "spent time on the pipe". Perhaps Missy Morford can clue us in about what exactly this entails - it's a concept I'm totally unfamiliar with. Probably a good thing, too. I think it refers to crack...
I mean crack cocaine...
I hope...
*whimper*
To: martin_fierro
Ya know, I'm sitting here pondering that photo ('cause it's been just that kind of day), and I'm thinking "That's a mugshot. I see almost no Vaseline residue there - maybe a little on the nose. Thus, I deduce someone had to degrease this freak, who was previously 'smeared from head to foot with Vaseline'."
Then I went "Eeeewwwwwwww."
17
posted on
09/06/2004 2:54:56 PM PDT
by
Hank Rearden
(Never allow anyone who could only get a government job attempt to tell you how to run your life.)
To: Slings and Arrows
18
posted on
09/06/2004 3:23:58 PM PDT
by
kitkat
("The democrats would rather win the WH than the war." - Tom DeLay)
To: Hank Rearden
" Robert Chamberlain is a sad looking sort of fellow, isn't he? Well, he had a sad day. Wasn't he Dr. Kildare and that Shogun guy?I believe that was RICHARD Chamberlin.....although Robert could be the idiot brother that they keep locked up in a basement full of empty vaseline jars.
19
posted on
09/06/2004 3:48:55 PM PDT
by
albee
(yes!!)
To: Larry Lucido
20
posted on
09/07/2004 3:52:51 AM PDT
by
Khurkris
(Proud Scottish/HillBilly - We perfected "The Art of the Grudge")
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