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Oil's well that ends well.
Posted on 09/06/2004 2:07:54 PM PDT by Hank Rearden
Vaseline Man Can't Slip Cops
MAY 18--Meet Robert Chamberlain. The 44-year-old Virginia man was arrested earlier this month and charged with felony criminal mischief for damaging a Motel 6 room in upstate New York.
But Chamberlain, who has spent time on the pipe, wasn't breaking windows or throwing the television off the balcony. He was nabbed for slathering Vaseline on every single thing in Room 205--mattresses, pillows, sheets, furniture, carpeting, blankets, the TV, etc. A motel clerk discovered the damage after Chamberlain checked out and called the Broome County Sheriff's Office.
When Deputy Kevin Smith arrived, the greasy m.o. rang a bell--a couple of weeks earlier a room at a nearby Super 8 was also apparently slimed by Chamberlain (though the owner declined at the time to press charges). A check of Room 205's trash turned up 14 empty containers of Vaseline, drug paraphernalia, cocaine residue, and porno magazines, "which also were slathered/smeared with Vaseline," according to a sheriff's report. Shortly after the Motel 6 damage was found on May 9, Chamberlain was arrested at--big surprise here--a nearby Econo Lodge. The arrestee, of course, was "smeared from head to foot with Vaseline."
Ewww.
And yes, I'm very sorry.
Forgive me if this was already posted. I did a search, and I'd be ashamed to admit the search terms I had to use.
ping!
Condit is back east....?
No wonder he slipped from the grasp of The Long Arm Of The Law.
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Wait, wrong county.
Here ya go:
The only thing good about that is that when they finally did catch him, it made "Giuliani Time" that much easier.
If he was a Hindu, in his past life he was a slug.
Is he related to Slick Willie?
Robert Chamberlain is a sad looking sort of fellow, isn't he?
Mark Morford is slapping himself and yelling "Why didn't I think of this?!"
lots of girlie-men are looking sad these days...
Well, he had a sad day.
Wasn't he Dr. Kildare and that Shogun guy?
The article says something about this guy having "spent time on the pipe". Perhaps Missy Morford can clue us in about what exactly this entails - it's a concept I'm totally unfamiliar with. Probably a good thing, too.
I think it refers to crack...
I mean crack cocaine...
I hope...
*whimper*
Ya know, I'm sitting here pondering that photo ('cause it's been just that kind of day), and I'm thinking "That's a mugshot. I see almost no Vaseline residue there - maybe a little on the nose. Thus, I deduce someone had to degrease this freak, who was previously 'smeared from head to foot with Vaseline'."
Then I went "Eeeewwwwwwww."
>>>*whimper*>>>
LOL!
I believe that was RICHARD Chamberlin.....although Robert could be the idiot brother that they keep locked up in a basement full of empty vaseline jars.
God I miss those guys...
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