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POO LA LA! MAN SPEAKS FRENCH OUT OF HIS....(Weekly World News)
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Posted on 08/31/2004 9:02:24 PM PDT by Arkinsaw
LINGUISTS and proctologists from around the world are stunned by a Detroit man's unique gift ... he is able to speak fluent French out of his buttocks.
Jason Jablonski, a 40- year-old furniture salesman, began speaking French out of his butt six months ago and has been unable to stop ever since.
According to medical records, he was awakened one night last January in his bedroom by a strange voice that seemed to be coming from under his sheets.
"I listened, but was afraid to move," explains Jablonski. "I thought an intruder may have gotten into bed with me. I couldn't understand what was being said as it was clearly a foreign speaking voice, and I never took any foreign languages back in school.
"The voice kept saying, 'Vive la France.'..........
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Oh my. This is the funniest thing I've seen in a while. LOL. I thought about putting it in Breaking News, but hey, Chirac has done that for years.
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posted on
08/31/2004 9:02:24 PM PDT
by
Arkinsaw
To: Arkinsaw
So what. The French have been doing it for a thousand years.
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posted on
08/31/2004 9:03:43 PM PDT
by
DoughtyOne
(US socialist liberalism would be dead without the help of politicians who claim to be conservatives)
To: Arkinsaw
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posted on
08/31/2004 9:03:59 PM PDT
by
sonofatpatcher2
(Texas, Love & a .45-- What more could you want, campers? };^)
To: Arkinsaw
Lots and lots of a$$es speak French...
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posted on
08/31/2004 9:04:06 PM PDT
by
ikka
To: Arkinsaw
Next stop, Howard Stern.....
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posted on
08/31/2004 9:04:14 PM PDT
by
Brett66
(http://www.scifiartposters.com)
To: Arkinsaw
Actually what it said was, "I'm John Kerry, and I approved this a$$."
To: Arkinsaw
LOL! Oh, man....that is funny
To: Arkinsaw
Hmmm...talks French?
Talks out of his arse?
If this guy weren't fictional, I think the Dems would have their '08 nominee!
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posted on
08/31/2004 9:06:02 PM PDT
by
ScottFromSpokane
(Re-elect President Bush: http://spokanegop.org/bush.html)
To: Arkinsaw
And his name is Pepe Lepieux?
To: Arkinsaw
Is this LePetomane born again? (Yes there really was such a person.) An act in France done completely with flatulence. He was very famous in France. Really. I'm not kidding.
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posted on
08/31/2004 9:06:43 PM PDT
by
GVnana
To: Arkinsaw
Michael Moore prattles on.
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posted on
08/31/2004 9:07:15 PM PDT
by
weegee
(YOU could have been aborted, and you wouldn't have had a CHOICE about it.)
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posted on
08/31/2004 9:07:32 PM PDT
by
martin_fierro
(Harsh not my mellow)
To: Arkinsaw
So what. Kerry and Chirac do that daily. Kerry can do it in English too!
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posted on
08/31/2004 9:07:34 PM PDT
by
RockinRight
(Liberalism IS the status quo)
To: Arkinsaw
I saw the title and figured this was a story about the latest John Kerry speech.
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posted on
08/31/2004 9:07:49 PM PDT
by
commish
(Freedom Tastes Sweetest to Those Who Have Fought to Preserve It)
To: Arkinsaw
Give a whole new meaning to "pardon my French".
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posted on
08/31/2004 9:08:56 PM PDT
by
Hillarys Gate Cult
("I hate going to places like Austin and Dubuque to raise large sums of money. But I have to," Kerry)
To: Arkinsaw
Le Petomane BUMP! (or QUEEF!)
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posted on
08/31/2004 9:09:21 PM PDT
by
asgardshill
(The Republican's best weapon lies midway between John Kerry's nose and lower chin.)
To: martin_fierro
CRACK KILLS!
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posted on
08/31/2004 9:13:11 PM PDT
by
weegee
(YOU could have been aborted, and you wouldn't have had a CHOICE about it.)
To: Arkinsaw
Oh Lordy.!! I wasn't expecting this tonight!!!! I guess why this is why I can't stop laughing.
You come here all serious and you get thrown a curve. I love it.
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posted on
08/31/2004 9:14:22 PM PDT
by
lizma
To: The Scourge of Yazid; Fedora; ConservativeGuy
Comic relief. Pun intended.
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posted on
08/31/2004 9:15:18 PM PDT
by
GVnana
To: Arkinsaw; hellinahandcart; trussell; MEG33; MeekOneGOP; petuniasevan; Hillarys nightmare; ...
"....the California Institute of Bowel Abnormalities...." 
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posted on
08/31/2004 9:17:36 PM PDT
by
JoJo Gunn
(Help control the Leftist population - have them spayed or neutered.©)
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