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Judge Accused of Masturbating Resigns (The Penis Pump Guy)
Reuters/Yahoo ^ | Thu Aug 19, 8:25 AM ET

Posted on 08/19/2004 9:59:20 AM PDT by martin_fierro

Judge Accused of Masturbating Resigns

Thu Aug 19, 8:25 AM ET

OKLAHOMA CITY, Okla. (Reuters) - An Oklahoma judge facing removal over charges that he masturbated and used a device for enhancing erections under his robes during trials said on Wednesday he would retire from the bench.

Creek County District Judge Donald Thompson, 57, wrote to Oklahoma Gov. Brad Henry resigning effective Sept. 1, a move that will allow him to retire with a full pension.

A former state representative and a judge for 22 years, Thompson was accused by state Attorney General Drew Edmondson of using a "penis pump" to enhance erections during trials and exposing himself to a court reporter several times while masturbating on the bench.

The state Court on the Judiciary was scheduled to hear a motion on Friday to suspend Thompson.

The judge has denied the charges and did not refer to them in his letter of resignation.

"I have greatly enjoyed my public service and offer my gratitude for the public trust reposed in me during the terms I served," he said.


TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Chit/Chat; Hobbies; Humor; Miscellaneous; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: democratjudge; judge; resignation; whooshwhooshwhoosh
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To: martin_fierro
I have greatly enjoyed my public service

Isn't that what this fuss is all about?

21 posted on 08/19/2004 10:33:22 AM PDT by harrycarey
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To: Spok
"Usually courtroom masturbation is only the academic type, but I'm for whatever it takes to keep the judge awake."

Sure, but won't he get sleepy afterwards?
22 posted on 08/19/2004 10:42:31 AM PDT by Army Air Corps (Kerry lied while people died)
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To: martin_fierro

How long had this been going on before anyone noticed? Come on, wouldn't folks in the courtroom notice that things weren't kosher? This gives a whole new meaning to "going through briefs."


23 posted on 08/19/2004 10:47:08 AM PDT by Army Air Corps (Kerry lied while people died)
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To: martin_fierro

Hey Judge "Get a grip."


24 posted on 08/19/2004 1:14:30 PM PDT by Moleman
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To: martin_fierro

He was ratted out by the cleaning lady.


25 posted on 08/21/2004 9:59:14 AM PDT by sheik yerbouty
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To: martin_fierro

Now don't that just beat all.....


26 posted on 08/28/2004 2:05:32 PM PDT by Aut Pax Aut Bellum (Miles to go before I can sleep...)
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To: martin_fierro
"No wonder Justice is blind."



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27 posted on 01/21/2005 6:27:58 AM PST by The Spirit Of Allegiance (REMEMBER THE ALGOREAMO--relentlessly DEMAND the TRUTH, like the Dems demand recounts!)
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To: martin_fierro

I'd hate to see the legal briefs.


28 posted on 01/21/2005 6:30:45 AM PST by maggief
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