Challenge to Freepers: New definition of a ZOT!

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[NOTFRP]

It seems that people are quickly labled "troll" around here and then castigated and banished for eternity.

I challenge you, if your cause is worthy and you are half as clever as you think you are, to no longer think of these antagonists as trolls but potential freepers.

Convert them! Reason with them. Just a little bit, maybe???

You guys yell "troll" more than a liberal cries "racist". That should tell you something.

If you are unable to convert a "troll" or two, maybe there is something substantially wrong. Maybe your not all that you're ZOTTED up to be.

[cyborg]

LOL

[Nateman]

If you are unable to convert a "troll" or two, maybe there is something substantially wrong.

Of course there is. The troll is invincibly ignorant. Why waste your time on a waste of human skin?

[The Scourge of Yazid]

Lepidopteran:

I don't do ducks. I do pretty butterflies.

[bigjoesaddle]

WHAT????

[The Scourge of Yazid]

Deadbeat Freeper:

WHA?! You callin' me a deadbeat or sumpin'? I'll have you know, I highly resent dat insinuation.

[bad company]

What in the he[[ is going on. People for the ethical treatment of trolls or what?

[Fedora]

You mean you're not a troll? And here I thought I'd been talking to an enemy of Thor all this time :)

[Fedora]

"People for the ethical treatment of trolls"

PETT? Or PETTroll? :)

[bad company]

I think it would be PETT making us "people eating tasty trolls".

[Watery Tart]

I don't do ducks. I do pretty butterflies.

[Fedora]

LOL! And people who eat trolls (as opposed to vegetables) are called trolletarians :)

[bad company]

And people who eat trolls (as opposed to vegetables) are called trolletarians :)


And we'd have to have the snooty NY types (Darksheare) that eats only unprocessed free range trolls that call themselves Trogans.

[Fedora]

Ernie:

Rubber Duckie, you're the one
You make bathtime lots of fun. . .

[Watery Tart]

The Scourge will want royalties from you.

[Fedora]

I can just hear the commercial for that:

"Trogan Man. . ."

[Fedora]

We've reached an out-of-court settlement: he doesn't charge me royalties and I don't tell Marvel he's not paying them royalties on Thanos :)

[The Scourge of Yazid]

Bert & Ernie?

Aren't they a little bit...well...um... Ya know! "McGreevy?"

[Watery Tart]

Well, I just wanted to make sure, because he's so (ahem) sensitive about it.

Who is paying on "Manos, the Hands of Fate"?

[Jet Jaguar]

Welcome to your new addiction. Glad to have you.

[The Scourge of Yazid]

Ooh, Mr. "I got me a college diplomer!"

Big Whoop.

"Darksheare", wit hiz fancy-smancey book learnin'; I can jus' see 'im now.

Ooh, I read a book.

Pffft!