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Nude man caught covered in nacho cheese
Maryville Daily Times ^
| 2004-07-19
| Lance Coleman
Posted on 07/19/2004 6:16:20 AM PDT by presidio9
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posted on
07/19/2004 6:16:21 AM PDT
by
presidio9
To: presidio9
Kraft Profit Down on Cheese Costs Headline on another post!
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posted on
07/19/2004 6:19:05 AM PDT
by
pageonetoo
(Rights, what Rights'. You're kidding, right? This is Amerika!)
To: presidio9
I'd sure hate to have to wash Cheez Whiz out of all those nooks and crannies...
To: presidio9
Authorities said the man had apparently scaled an 8-foot tall fence while naked and covered in nacho cheese and was seen running toward a Jeep in which officers found clothing and an open bottle of vodka. Yet another nacho cheese related crime. When, oh when will the madness end? And you crazy libertarians want to legalize nacho cheese... Are you nuts? Just look at the damage it's done to people's lives.
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posted on
07/19/2004 6:20:10 AM PDT
by
rhombus
To: presidio9
Covered in cheese? This is series!
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posted on
07/19/2004 6:21:01 AM PDT
by
reagan_fanatic
(Liberalism is the end result of too many people peeing in the gene pool.)
To: presidio9
To: presidio9
Nacho, Nacho man!
He wants to be, a Nacho man!
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posted on
07/19/2004 6:22:51 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Show compassion, club a baby troll today!)
To: presidio9
...found clothing and an open bottle of vodka
Probably more accurate: a nearly empty bottle of vodka
Spicer reported. ``The nude male had a strong odor of alcohol and was semi-incoherent.''
hmmmm....strong odor of alcohol and semi-incoherent. Maybe too much mouthwash?
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posted on
07/19/2004 6:24:01 AM PDT
by
TomGuy
(After 20 years in the Senate, all Kerry has to run on is 4 months of service in Viet Nam.)
To: presidio9
...while naked and covered in nacho cheese...Make up your mind!
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posted on
07/19/2004 6:25:23 AM PDT
by
VoiceOfBruck
(Never criticize a man until you've walked a mile in his pants)
To: presidio9
Apparently, the cheese was stolen. One of the arresting officers, an African-American, was heard to exclaim:
"Yo, brother! That's Nacho cheese."
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posted on
07/19/2004 6:25:46 AM PDT
by
TruthShallSetYouFree
("Has eschewed his" actually rhymes with "Massachusetts")
To: presidio9
That begs for a Registered graphic..........Naked Nacho Man
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posted on
07/19/2004 6:25:49 AM PDT
by
TomGuy
(After 20 years in the Senate, all Kerry has to run on is 4 months of service in Viet Nam.)
To: presidio9
What a weirdo. I mean, around here, the naked cheese run is a right of passage, but vodka? If you're not smashed on bourbon, it just doesn't count.
Owl_Eagle
”Guns Before Butter.”
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posted on
07/19/2004 6:25:49 AM PDT
by
End Times Sentinel
(Kerry/Edwards- Uncertain times calls for uncertain leadership.)
To: Neets; cyborg; Pippin; tiamat; Mo1; sweetliberty; ValerieUSA; grannie9; Lady Jag; lodwick; ...
For some reason the mental image is extremely humorous.
And no, none of my horrific dates ever ended with me running while ocvered in cheese.
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posted on
07/19/2004 6:26:24 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Show compassion, club a baby troll today!)
To: presidio9
he's not really nude if he's covered (even in cheese), now is he?
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posted on
07/19/2004 6:27:10 AM PDT
by
InvisibleChurch
(I actually did vote for the $87 billion before I voted against it)
To: presidio9
Nude Man (Cheese) Whizzes By
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posted on
07/19/2004 6:28:25 AM PDT
by
azhenfud
("He who is always looking up seldom finds others' lost change...")
To: presidio9
How did he get himself under this contraption?
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posted on
07/19/2004 6:30:02 AM PDT
by
mattdono
([mattdono to John Kerry]: I voted for you...right before I voted against you.)
To: rhombus
See what happens when we totally ignore this epic invasion of titanic illegal aliens?! They steal our cheese, for gosh sakes! When will we stop this tectonic invasion of galactic people?! . . . What? His name wasn't Hispanic-sounding? . . .
Nevermind!
To: Darksheare
What! No bunny with a pancake on it's head?
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posted on
07/19/2004 6:34:13 AM PDT
by
Conspiracy Guy
(Sir Guy de la Conspiracie, kuh-nigget extraordinaire. RKBA & Insane Clown Posse since 7/04)
To: presidio9
Nacho, nacho man
I gotta be a nacho man
Nacho nacho man
I gotta be a nacho man Nacho, nacho man
I gotta be a nacho man
Nacho nacho man
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posted on
07/19/2004 6:34:19 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
("A republic, if we can revive it")
To: presidio9
Seems that this perp touched all of the bases here. What a wack job.
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