Man making tea sees body in fridge

CNN ^ | June 10, 2004

[EveningStar]

LONDON, England -- Police have launched a murder inquiry after a man found the dismembered remains of his daughter-in-law inside his son's refrigerator while looking for milk, according to police and newspaper reports.

[NicknamedBob]

Just as I suspected -- he never finished the tea.

[EveningStar]

Well, it does give "tea for two" a new meaning.

[martin_fierro]

inside his son's refrigerator while looking for milk

Milk. It Does A Body Good.™

[NicknamedBob]

As in, "One lump, or two?"

I thought the police response was hilarious. The person who rented the flat was not presently a suspect.

What fastidious, dismembering murderers they must have over there!!! The burglar cleans up afterward, sure.

[Texas Eagle]

LONDON, England -- Police have launched a murder inquiry after a man found the dismembered remains of his daughter-in-law inside his son's refrigerator while looking for milk, according to police and newspaper reports.

But the leads soon turned cold. But seriously, folks.....

[Texas Eagle]

LONDON, England -- Police have launched a murder inquiry after a man found the dismembered remains of his daughter-in-law inside his son's refrigerator while looking for milk, according to police and newspaper reports.

Asked why he was looking for milk, the man said he needed to wash down some ladyfingers. This alligator walks into a bar.....

[Texas Eagle]

According to a report in The Sun newspaper, the man had gone to the couple's £500,000 ($910,000) three-bedroom house in Kingston, southwest London and found no one was home.

How many bathrooms did this house have? Come on , man. Details. We need details.

[gracie1]

This is obviously bogus. Everyone knows men don't look behind anything in the refrigerator.

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[falfa]

Be on the lookout for an anal-retentive serial killer!