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Free Republic Posts | Beckwith

Posted on 05/30/2004 1:06:33 PM PDT by Beckwith

I loost my mind, mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa . . .


TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister
KEYWORDS: comeagain; huh; imasensitiveguy; okay; passiveaggressive; spelchekismyfrend; what
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To the several dozen persons who criticized my spelling and who themselves have never incorrectly spelled a word, my deepest apologies.

I will never spell loses incorrectly again.

1 posted on 05/30/2004 1:06:34 PM PDT by Beckwith
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To: Beckwith

What about "loost"?


2 posted on 05/30/2004 1:08:20 PM PDT by holymoly ("A lot" is TWO words.)
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To: Beckwith

Oh man... This sounds series!


3 posted on 05/30/2004 1:08:34 PM PDT by Humidston (Mark Levin is a hunka-hunka!)
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To: Beckwith

Wat? U don' spel 2 gud?


4 posted on 05/30/2004 1:08:44 PM PDT by snopercod (Freedom can be preserved only if it is treated as a supreme principle which must not be sacrificed)
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To: Beckwith

Moose


5 posted on 05/30/2004 1:09:05 PM PDT by DefCon
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To: Beckwith

Well... I guess you can stay, then. But don't make another mistake.


6 posted on 05/30/2004 1:09:28 PM PDT by Clara Lou
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To: Humidston

Man, those mods are quick! We've been turned into CHATtel.


7 posted on 05/30/2004 1:09:41 PM PDT by snopercod (Freedom can be preserved only if it is treated as a supreme principle which must not be sacrificed)
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To: Beckwith
Why appoligize. Slap them with this:


8 posted on 05/30/2004 1:09:46 PM PDT by Bommer (John Kerry = "You mean I can get a Purple Heart for cutting myself shaving?")
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To: DefCon

Cheese.


9 posted on 05/30/2004 1:09:51 PM PDT by Bahbah
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To: Beckwith

You must be new to internet forums. Give some people an opening like that and you'll never hear the end of it. Until the next misteak.


10 posted on 05/30/2004 1:10:07 PM PDT by John Jorsett
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To: Beckwith
I will never spell loses incorrectly again.

Could ya point us to the thread so we can join in the fun?

11 posted on 05/30/2004 1:30:06 PM PDT by Flyer (CAUTION! People May Be Dumber Than They Appear In The Forum)
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To: Beckwith
[Flyer] Could ya point us to the thread so we can join in the fun?

Nevermind, I found it.

12 posted on 05/30/2004 1:34:54 PM PDT by Flyer (CAUTION! People May Be Dumber Than They Appear In The Forum)
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To: Flyer

Nice tagline... ;-)

Now share the link so all the grammar-Nazis can have some fun!


13 posted on 05/30/2004 1:44:36 PM PDT by KangarooJacqui (Australian by birth, American by marriage, and conservative by God.)
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To: Bahbah

Sister


14 posted on 05/30/2004 1:45:49 PM PDT by AZamericonnie (Effya is no Dubya)
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To: KangarooJacqui
With apologies to Beckwith. . .

Nancy Pelosi looses it . . .

15 posted on 05/30/2004 1:47:45 PM PDT by Flyer (CAUTION! People May Be Dumber Than They Appear In The Forum)
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To: Flyer

Cheers!


16 posted on 05/30/2004 1:50:06 PM PDT by KangarooJacqui (Australian by birth, American by marriage, and conservative by God.)
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To: Beckwith

Yew got two be kiddin mee.

Yew stardid a hole thred four this?


17 posted on 05/30/2004 2:09:07 PM PDT by JoJo Gunn (Intellectuals exist only if you believe they do. ©)
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To: Beckwith

Eye have a spelling checker.
It came with my pee see.
It plane lee marks four my revue
Miss steaks aye can knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.

Eye ran this poem threw it.
Your shore real glad two no.
Its letter perfect awl the weigh,
My checker tolled me sew.

A checker is a blessing.
It freeze yew lodes of thyme.
It helps me right awl stiles two reed,
And aides me when aye rime.

Each frays comes posed up on my screen
Eye trussed too bee a joule.
The checker pours o'er every word
To cheque sum spelling rule.

Bee fore a veiling checkers
Hour spelling mite decline,
And if we're laks oar have a laps,
We wood bee maid too wine.

Butt now bee cause my spelling
Is checked with such grate flare,
There are know faults with in my cite,
Of nun eye am a wear.

Now spelling does not phase me,
It does knot bring a tier.
My pay purrs awl due glad den
With wrapped words fare as hear.

To rite with care is quite a feet
Of witch won should be proud,
And wee mussed dew the best wee can,
Sew flaws are knot aloud.

Sow ewe can sea why aye dew prays
Such soft wear four pea seas,
And why eye brake in two averse
Buy righting want too please.

-Author unknown


18 posted on 05/30/2004 2:26:39 PM PDT by 4mycountry ("Completely concretely" - - That's "the power of the 'Freeper'.")
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To: Beckwith
I think sometimes (don't tell anyone) that you cannot trust the "spillchecker". I think it sometimes tells us "Spelling OK" just to confusse us. Maybe I'm paranoyd! But I allways use it anyway.
19 posted on 05/30/2004 2:34:29 PM PDT by Esther Ruth (You shall love the Lord your God with ALL your heart, mind and soul!)
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To: Bommer

Adolf misspelled grammar. : )


20 posted on 05/30/2004 3:32:04 PM PDT by Ancient_Pistoll
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