[Beckwith]

To the several dozen persons who criticized my spelling and who themselves have never incorrectly spelled a word, my deepest apologies.

I will never spell loses incorrectly again.

[holymoly]

What about "loost"?

[Humidston]

Oh man... This sounds series!

[snopercod]

Wat? U don' spel 2 gud?

[DefCon]

Moose

[Clara Lou]

Well... I guess you can stay, then. But don't make another mistake.

[Bommer]

Why appoligize. Slap them with this:

[John Jorsett]

You must be new to internet forums. Give some people an opening like that and you'll never hear the end of it. Until the next misteak.

[Flyer]

I will never spell loses incorrectly again.

Could ya point us to the thread so we can join in the fun?

[JoJo Gunn]

Yew got two be kiddin mee.

Yew stardid a hole thred four this?

[4mycountry]

Eye have a spelling checker.
It came with my pee see.
It plane lee marks four my revue
Miss steaks aye can knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.

Eye ran this poem threw it.
Your shore real glad two no.
Its letter perfect awl the weigh,
My checker tolled me sew.

A checker is a blessing.
It freeze yew lodes of thyme.
It helps me right awl stiles two reed,
And aides me when aye rime.

Each frays comes posed up on my screen
Eye trussed too bee a joule.
The checker pours o'er every word
To cheque sum spelling rule.

Bee fore a veiling checkers
Hour spelling mite decline,
And if we're laks oar have a laps,
We wood bee maid too wine.

Butt now bee cause my spelling
Is checked with such grate flare,
There are know faults with in my cite,
Of nun eye am a wear.

Now spelling does not phase me,
It does knot bring a tier.
My pay purrs awl due glad den
With wrapped words fare as hear.

To rite with care is quite a feet
Of witch won should be proud,
And wee mussed dew the best wee can,
Sew flaws are knot aloud.

Sow ewe can sea why aye dew prays
Such soft wear four pea seas,
And why eye brake in two averse
Buy righting want too please.

-Author unknown

[Esther Ruth]

I think sometimes (don't tell anyone) that you cannot trust the "spillchecker". I think it sometimes tells us "Spelling OK" just to confusse us. Maybe I'm paranoyd! But I allways use it anyway.

[grellis]

"To say I can't have what I want, you couldn't be more wronger..."

"I wanted to be happy, I thought that was the way but it wern't...wern't, wern't, wern't!"

[T'wit]

Once, I feared I would be unable to spell Steuerhinterziehungsrevisionsverfahrensnebenklaegervertreter, but it was easy.

[ladyinred]

I don't approve of people correcting spelling and grammar on this forum either. It is rude in my opinion, and done sometimes as a joke, and sometimes as a way to make them seem superior. You, however, by posting this were asking for it. Stand back Beckwith, you are going to get hit with both barrels! :-) Don't let them get you down!