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Kitty Caption LII – Hiring, Firing, and Recruiting – (Humor/Meow Alerts)
24 May 2004 | PetroniDE

Posted on 05/24/2004 2:41:48 AM PDT by PetroniDE

HOW ABOUT THIS --- KITTY THREAD THIS WEEK IS ON TIME (Again).

This is the season of college graduations. That means hundreds of thousands of college graduates have to go out and find work (those college loans come due someday). That means job hunting, resume writing, and interviewing. I have a recruit in the office today (Monday) for an interview and I will be one of three people asking the tough questions and making the tough decision.

Pictures this week focus on two similar themes. 1) How do you know this recruit is not the one? 2) How do you know your employment is about to end? Kitties help provide the answer.

When cats run the office.

One sign interview didn’t go well - Viking Kitty style. Courtesy of LindaSOG

We have already hired a new IT “person”. No more damn computer problems. Here he/she/it is.

IT candidate that we didn’t hire. Fix computer ? No. Break computer, Yes.

Hey boss ! 15% raise or I quit !


TOPICS: Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: cat; catlist; humor; kitty; meow
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To: Lady Jag

Okay, that's close. He had a larger nose, a wig that looked like he got it out of a dumpster, looked like he had slept in his make-up, chipped nail polish, and real freshly grown boobies.


41 posted on 05/24/2004 11:50:53 AM PDT by PreviouslyA-Lurker
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To: Lady Jag

LOL! Good idea! 4 1/2 yrs., what took you so long?


42 posted on 05/24/2004 11:53:55 AM PDT by PreviouslyA-Lurker
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To: PreviouslyA-Lurker

Freshly grown boobies...grown, not fake? You still haven't said what you do...do you know if this guy works? How did he get the hormones? You don't see someone dirty getting legitimate sex change assistance.


43 posted on 05/24/2004 12:18:11 PM PDT by Lady Jag
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To: PreviouslyA-Lurker
One day I stumbled into the Canteen here at FR and chatted with someone who'd just changed their name and found out that if you ask JimRob real nice you can keep your sign-up date, so I did!


44 posted on 05/24/2004 12:21:02 PM PDT by Lady Jag
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To: Lady Jag

LOL!


45 posted on 05/24/2004 12:23:42 PM PDT by GodBlessRonaldReagan (Count Petofi will not be denied!)
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To: Lady Jag
If a man takes female hormones he will start to grow breasts, yep, his 'boobies' looked like a 12-14 yr old girls.

I work at a dental school.

He's on Medicaid, I don't know if he works.

You don't see someone dirty getting legitimate sex change assistance.

The meaning is probably obvious, but I don't understand this statement.

46 posted on 05/24/2004 12:49:12 PM PDT by PreviouslyA-Lurker
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To: PetroniDE

Good Afternoon Bump!!!


47 posted on 05/24/2004 2:25:07 PM PDT by Springman
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To: PetroniDE

Rotflmao! Do we have a meeting tonight?


48 posted on 05/24/2004 3:23:47 PM PDT by dixie sass ( Claws are sharp and ready for use!)
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To: Lady Jag

Like mother, like daughter...


49 posted on 05/24/2004 3:26:11 PM PDT by dixie sass ( Claws are sharp and ready for use!)
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To: Lady Jag

That is weird looking!


50 posted on 05/24/2004 3:27:28 PM PDT by dixie sass ( Claws are sharp and ready for use!)
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To: Lady Jag

I'll take it back, this is weirder looking especially with the two different colored eyes!


51 posted on 05/24/2004 3:28:36 PM PDT by dixie sass ( Claws are sharp and ready for use!)
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To: dixie sass
Think that's weird?


52 posted on 05/24/2004 5:47:28 PM PDT by Lady Jag
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To: Lady Jag

rotflmao!


53 posted on 05/24/2004 5:52:30 PM PDT by dixie sass ( Claws are sharp and ready for use!)
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To: etabeta

My MIL's poor kitty spent nearly an hour once patiently waiting for her prey to come out from between some furniture...a laser pointer dot.


54 posted on 05/24/2004 5:55:37 PM PDT by Fire_on_High (Why are you looking at me so funny? He's just a rat...)
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To: PetroniDE; Lady Jag; MEG33; iceskater; dixie sass; Allegra; abner; PreviouslyA-Lurker; ...

WORK?!!
NO WAY!! I'm allergic to that stuff!


55 posted on 05/25/2004 12:12:27 AM PDT by radu (May God watch over our troops and keep them safe)
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To: radu

Boy, talk about a distainful look! Only that breed can do that well! I've seen Toy give that look so many times, she was a past master at distain...


56 posted on 05/25/2004 6:16:10 AM PDT by dixie sass ( Claws are sharp and ready for use!)
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To: radu
Hey, hope to see you again soon!


57 posted on 05/25/2004 6:40:14 AM PDT by Lady Jag (Was sciencediet till I found the solution)
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To: SandyInSeattle
My Tigger is quite put out by the new flatscreen monitor we just got. Not at all happy!

Aha, so our Smokey wasn't the only one. ;-)
58 posted on 05/25/2004 6:54:59 AM PDT by KangarooJacqui (Written, spoken and authorised by an ally of the United States.)
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To: PreviouslyA-Lurker
As I was going to sleep last night your post popped into my head and informed me I hadn't answered it...now that is weird!

You don't see someone dirty getting legitimate sex change assistance because the patient has to undergo strict psychological counseling before they can even start. Therefore if he's physically dirty, he's gotten the hormones from somewhere else, like black market or stealing them himself.

There's a recent murder case of a married couple in Mass. She was an M.D. and he was something tangential to medicine that I forget. 16-20 years into their marriage he killed her. I guess they started out okay but he got nasty and slapping turned to beating. He was wearing her clothes and forcing her to provide him with vast quantities of hormones. By the time he killed her he had little juvenile boobies and a pageboy. He was an ugly bastard no matter what sex he was. I wish I could remember his name; he's probably having a tough time in jail...which he deserves. He killed her with a shotgun in front of their kids.

59 posted on 05/25/2004 9:51:56 AM PDT by Lady Jag (Was sciencediet till I found the solution)
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To: Lady Jag
As I was going to sleep last night your post popped into my head and informed me I hadn't answered it...now that is weird!

Well, thank you for answering. That kind of thing usually happens to me. But zen sumthyms eye haf zat eefeckt on pipple.

It is hard for me to believe a doctor would authorize letting that particular man get a sex change. But when you think about it, it is hard to believe any doctor in his or her right mind would authorize anyone to have a sex change (except for those born with both organs, but that is another issue.) If someone is confused, a doctor should be getting them emotional help for their emotional issues!

Too bad the woman doctor didn't report him to the police, take their kids, and walk out on her abusive hubby. Abuse can be a progessive degeneration for the victim too. The abuser gets inside the head of the victim first, to be certain he/she has continued access to the victim and to make sure the victim won't rat 'em out.

60 posted on 05/25/2004 10:13:00 AM PDT by PreviouslyA-Lurker
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