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Kitty Caption LII – Hiring, Firing, and Recruiting – (Humor/Meow Alerts)
24 May 2004 | PetroniDE

Posted on 05/24/2004 2:41:48 AM PDT by PetroniDE

HOW ABOUT THIS --- KITTY THREAD THIS WEEK IS ON TIME (Again).

This is the season of college graduations. That means hundreds of thousands of college graduates have to go out and find work (those college loans come due someday). That means job hunting, resume writing, and interviewing. I have a recruit in the office today (Monday) for an interview and I will be one of three people asking the tough questions and making the tough decision.

Pictures this week focus on two similar themes. 1) How do you know this recruit is not the one? 2) How do you know your employment is about to end? Kitties help provide the answer.

When cats run the office.

One sign interview didn’t go well - Viking Kitty style. Courtesy of LindaSOG

We have already hired a new IT “person”. No more damn computer problems. Here he/she/it is.

IT candidate that we didn’t hire. Fix computer ? No. Break computer, Yes.

Hey boss ! 15% raise or I quit !


TOPICS: Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: cat; catlist; humor; kitty; meow
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To: Lady Jag

LOL! No that is not my job, but the people that I help look similar to that...


21 posted on 05/24/2004 9:34:53 AM PDT by PreviouslyA-Lurker
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To: etabeta

LOL!


22 posted on 05/24/2004 9:37:04 AM PDT by PreviouslyA-Lurker
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To: SandyInSeattle; KangarooJacqui
My cat would not be bothered by a flat screen or lap-top computer change, he lays and walks on the keyboard as I'm trying to type!
23 posted on 05/24/2004 9:39:40 AM PDT by PreviouslyA-Lurker
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To: Lady Jag

Wow! Now THAT'S a maw! Hate to think how much Science Diet that could hold.


24 posted on 05/24/2004 9:48:29 AM PDT by GodBlessRonaldReagan (Count Petofi will not be denied!)
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To: GodBlessRonaldReagan
Wow! Now THAT'S a maw! Hate to think how much Science Diet that could hold.

They're Siamese twins; you get two for the price of one!


25 posted on 05/24/2004 10:05:18 AM PDT by Lady Jag
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To: PreviouslyA-Lurker
And these...


do you work with any of these?

26 posted on 05/24/2004 10:06:58 AM PDT by Lady Jag
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To: Lady Jag

That one looks like my Lucy. However, she reallly hates being in the car. She gets her revenge on that too. She meows a few times and then poops. Kind of like, "I'm warning you get me out of this car." Then, "ok, buddy, you asked for it."


27 posted on 05/24/2004 10:09:43 AM PDT by iceskater (No nation or state ever taxed itself into prosperity.)
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To: iceskater

Maybe Lucy would prefer a cat driver rather than an iceskater?


28 posted on 05/24/2004 10:32:02 AM PDT by Lady Jag
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To: Lady Jag

Perhaps. I'll have to check with her and see....


29 posted on 05/24/2004 10:35:34 AM PDT by iceskater (No nation or state ever taxed itself into prosperity.)
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To: Lady Jag

Yes. Do you have a picture of a man turning himself into a woman too? We had one of those for a while too.

(That poor hairless kitty.)


30 posted on 05/24/2004 10:47:27 AM PDT by PreviouslyA-Lurker
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To: PetroniDE

Cats rule ping


31 posted on 05/24/2004 10:49:44 AM PDT by Mark in the Old South
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To: PreviouslyA-Lurker
Yes. Do you have a picture of a man turning himself into a woman too? We had one of those for a while too.

You had a man turning himself into a woman? I'm not sure what you mean...do you live in California?

32 posted on 05/24/2004 10:54:19 AM PDT by Lady Jag
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To: Mark in the Old South

Dogs drool ping!


33 posted on 05/24/2004 10:54:45 AM PDT by Lady Jag
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To: Lady Jag

No, I live in the KC, MO area. He was taking harmones and growing little breasts, and painting his fingernails, wore a wig that looked like he got it out of a dumpster, and eventually started dressing like a hooker. An unattractive hooker that needed to re-do her/his hair, make-up, and nails. At first his interactions with me were gross too, but as he/she kept up with the harmones he/she seemed to mellow in his/her behavior toward me (and I am a woman). I don't know if his interactions with others mellowed or not, haven't asked anyone else. He/she was quite the talk of the place. I haven't seen him/her for a few months now.


34 posted on 05/24/2004 11:03:55 AM PDT by PreviouslyA-Lurker
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To: PreviouslyA-Lurker
Are you referring to me changing from sciencediet to Lady Jag or the punk cat?

I know a lot of people but don't know any sex-changers. You would treat them as the sex they resemble. If he dresses and acts like a woman, you call hime girl.

35 posted on 05/24/2004 11:22:52 AM PDT by Lady Jag
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To: Lady Jag

No, I'm not refering to you at all. You posted the pic of the punk kitty and asked if I worked with any. Then I asked you if you had any pics of men changing into women cuz we had one of those at work for a while too, as a client, not a co-worker. One time he stuck his face in mine and batted his eyes, I thought it was gross but could not let on. This was when he still wore jeans but a wig and makeup. It is very sad to me that he is so confused about his identity. Most of our clients are average middle class and a lot of the poor and lower class, but we also see a little of everything here.


36 posted on 05/24/2004 11:35:33 AM PDT by PreviouslyA-Lurker
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To: PreviouslyA-Lurker
Sorry, too much going on here. One thing is I just did this:


37 posted on 05/24/2004 11:43:32 AM PDT by Lady Jag
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To: Lady Jag

I saw that. Why the name change?


38 posted on 05/24/2004 11:44:16 AM PDT by PreviouslyA-Lurker
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To: PreviouslyA-Lurker

39 posted on 05/24/2004 11:47:18 AM PDT by Lady Jag
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To: PreviouslyA-Lurker

4 1/2 years of trying to make rational explanations of why small animals ate me, I think was the main reason I wanted to change my name. LOL!


40 posted on 05/24/2004 11:49:30 AM PDT by Lady Jag
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