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Kitty Caption LII – Hiring, Firing, and Recruiting – (Humor/Meow Alerts)
24 May 2004
| PetroniDE
Posted on 05/24/2004 2:41:48 AM PDT by PetroniDE
HOW ABOUT THIS --- KITTY THREAD THIS WEEK IS ON TIME (Again).
This is the season of college graduations. That means hundreds of thousands of college graduates have to go out and find work (those college loans come due someday). That means job hunting, resume writing, and interviewing. I have a recruit in the office today (Monday) for an interview and I will be one of three people asking the tough questions and making the tough decision.
Pictures this week focus on two similar themes. 1) How do you know this recruit is not the one? 2) How do you know your employment is about to end? Kitties help provide the answer.
When cats run the office.
One sign interview didn’t go well - Viking Kitty style. Courtesy of LindaSOG
We have already hired a new IT “person”. No more damn computer problems. Here he/she/it is.
IT candidate that we didn’t hire. Fix computer ? No. Break computer, Yes.
Hey boss ! 15% raise or I quit !
TOPICS: Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: cat; catlist; humor; kitty; meow
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Kitty Humor is weekly thread (usually on Monday) on FR in the “General Interest” section. Among all the serious news, a little humor with our feline friends. Helps us get the week to a nice start. If you want on/off the kitty humor list (126 members) or you have a picture/animation you want featured, please send me freep-mail.
Note: Thread next week will be on Tuesday.
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posted on
05/24/2004 2:41:49 AM PDT
by
PetroniDE
To: 4catsinmaryland; 4mycountry; abner; Aeronaut; Allegra; alnick; Anoreth; arasina; Bahbah; ...
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posted on
05/24/2004 2:42:32 AM PDT
by
PetroniDE
(A.N.S.W.E.R and IndyMedia -- AMERICA'S FIFTH COLUMN !!!)
To: PetroniDE
Ah, my Monday kitty fix! I can make it through the day now...
To: GodBlessRonaldReagan
It's always good to start Monday with a good laugh!
4
posted on
05/24/2004 4:55:25 AM PDT
by
tob2
(Old fossil and proud of it!)
To: PetroniDE
Those rush hour drives can be very stressful....
.
5
posted on
05/24/2004 5:17:41 AM PDT
by
sweetliberty
("Better to keep silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.")
To: PetroniDE
It is important to look busy...
.
. Nothing like a cold beer and some tv at the end of a long day....
.
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posted on
05/24/2004 5:35:35 AM PDT
by
sweetliberty
("Better to keep silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.")
To: PetroniDE
Thank you for the kitty ping. Hope none of them try out for my job or I'm "doooooomed".
To: PetroniDE
monday morning kitty dose! The cat pawing at the computer screen reminds me of my siamese who liked to watch tennis matches on tv. He would move his head left to right following the ball. One time the ball disappeared at the side and he dashed behind the tv set. He probably thought he could retrieve it and fool the players.
He liked to watch bird shows on PBS...he would crouch and be totally immobile, eyes on the birds...
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posted on
05/24/2004 5:55:25 AM PDT
by
etabeta
To: sweetliberty
That is just hilarious! Thanks.
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posted on
05/24/2004 7:04:52 AM PDT
by
iceskater
(No nation or state ever taxed itself into prosperity.)
To: PetroniDE
I think I should try that last picture. Maybe my boss would pay me what I'm really worth. That would mean more money to buy kitty treats with.
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posted on
05/24/2004 7:06:23 AM PDT
by
iceskater
(No nation or state ever taxed itself into prosperity.)
To: PetroniDE
Love your new IT manager...
My family all use flatscreens or laptops these days, which has put a couple of our kitties out no end (one liked to sit on the back of my father's monitor, as it faced into a corner. Now she's taken to sleeping on the laser printer - the cat, that is...)
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posted on
05/24/2004 7:13:31 AM PDT
by
KangarooJacqui
(Written, spoken and authorised by an ally of the United States.)
To: KangarooJacqui
My Tigger is quite put out by the new flatscreen monitor we just got. Not at all happy!
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posted on
05/24/2004 7:53:05 AM PDT
by
Not A Snowbird
(You need tons click "co-ordinating")
To: PetroniDE
Good morning, PetroniDI, good to see you!
NEW HIRE
POWER TESTER
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posted on
05/24/2004 8:54:45 AM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(Was sciencediet till I found the solution)
To: GodBlessRonaldReagan
FLY CATCHERS
CHEAPER BY THE DOZEN
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posted on
05/24/2004 8:57:20 AM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(Was sciencediet till I found the solution)
To: lucyblue
To: tob2
Thanks to PetroniDE
We hired the best masseuse we've ever had
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posted on
05/24/2004 9:00:47 AM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(Was sciencediet till I found the solution)
To: sweetliberty
I'm glad I could get you in here
for food testing
This Science Diet is excellent!
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posted on
05/24/2004 9:07:17 AM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(Was sciencediet till I found the solution)
To: PreviouslyA-Lurker
What
is your job and we'll find out.
Certainly it's not this one:
DEMOCATIC VOTERS
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posted on
05/24/2004 9:21:38 AM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(Was sciencediet till I found the solution)
To: etabeta
Well, this cat PLAYS volleyball!
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posted on
05/24/2004 9:24:15 AM PDT
by
Lady Jag
To: iceskater
That's no relative of mine!
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posted on
05/24/2004 9:26:34 AM PDT
by
Lady Jag
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