Message to Mel Gibson's Father

Email | 4/11/2004 | Dan Barash

[yonif]

Bowing to intense pressure from Mel Gibson's father, Jews announced today that they would no longer control the world.

In a press release, Jews stated, "Although we have thoroughly enjoyed the challenges of world domination for the last 3000 years, we feel it's time for gentiles to take control of their own affairs. We plan to spend more time with our families and pursue other interests."

Hutton Gibson stated he was pleased with the announcement, but expressed concern he was losing a scapegoat for all of his problems.

He said he would be launching a search for a new minority group to demonize.

Many Jews expressed relief that they could give up burdensome responsibilities. Retired accountant Jerry Friedman, who controls all media in Montana, said, "I would just as well let the citizens of Montana manage their own TV and newspapers. Don't get me wrong, Montana is a fine state. But it gets awfully cold, and there's nowhere to get a good bagel."

Attorney Allen Franks said he's glad he no longer has to manage Bulgarian monetary policy. "It was getting to be quite a hassle," he said. "I already have a full time job and can't even balance my own checkbook, let alone control the finances of an entire nation."

Homemaker Judith Levine said she would "...miss the hustle and bustle of setting the international price for magnesium every day. But my son is about to become Bar Mitzvah, and oy! Such a party we're gonna have, you wouldn't believe!"

Hollywood producer Sidney Greenbaum was pessimistic about the announcement. "Do you really think goyim know how to make movies?" he asked. "They'll all end up being high budget, technicolor snuff flicks if you leave things up to Mel and his kind."

Comedy experts expressed concern that the business would suffer if Jews suddenly withdrew. According to one insider, "Take away all the Jewish comics and writers, and all you have left is Carrot Top. That's not a world I want to live in."

[EggsAckley]

Carrot Top. Oy vey.

[Clemenza]

Cute, although we all know that it is really the FREEMASONS who control the Skull & Bones who control the Trilateral Commission who control the Council on Foreign Relations who CONTROL THE WORLD!

;-)

[justanotherday]

Sounds like another attempt to smear Mel by attacking his father. Should add another $100m to the bottom line.

[yonif]

I seriously doubt that, considering this is a right-wing Jew writing it.

[BipolarBob]

Way to go Hutton. That's a load off my mind. I can die in peace now.













oops/sarcasm -but the good kind

[justanotherday]

Oops, my bad. Your good. Bad misreading on my part.

[boris]

I was absent from Hebrew School when they handed out the assignments.

I don't want to control the international monetary system; I'll settle for Czar of Supermodels, if the slot is still open, please.

--Boris

[rogue yam]

Carrot Top. Oy vey.

I guess I kinda assumed that Carrot Top was a Jew. Is that a "hate crime"?

[DoughtyOne]

I disagree with the world view of Mel's dad, but for the life of me I don't see airing his views to be a good way to get back at Mel or trash Mel's movie.

Mel's movie has caused a religious awakening. Now there's something to be punished for.

Mel, I salute you.

[JCG]

Cute, although we all know that it is really the FREEMASONS who control the Skull & Bones who control the Trilateral Commission who control the Council on Foreign Relations who CONTROL THE WORLD!

Yeah, but the Illuminati own the Freemasons and Mr. Goodwrench owns them. It's General Motors behind the world domination curtain as I see it.

America's Fifth Column ... watch PBS documentary JIHAD! In America
http://12thman.us/media/jihad.rm (Requires RealPlayer)

Who is Steve Emerson?

[justanotherday]

"I'll settle for Czar of Supermodels, if the slot is still open, please."

I believe that spot has been taken by Richard Simmons.

[Sam Cree]

I like Plaut.
Mainly because when he goes after Reform Judaism, he really makes points.

[Tennessee_Bob]

Czar of Supermodels?

Do y'all have a cross-denominational exchange program?

[claudiustg]

Funny stuff! :^)

[grellis]

He said he would be launching a search for a new minority group to demonize.

Maltese? No, the dogs are just too cute...not the Swiss, where would we be without the lovely timepieces and holey cheese? I know...

Norwegians!!!

[boris]

I got dibs.

[yonif]

It is just mocking his father's views. The Passion was an excellent movie. You should see it. Very powerful.

[justanotherday]

"This sounds like a parody mocking the Gibsons"

That was my take as well. Discredit the father, discredit the son.