[SAMWolf]

Recently we pointed out how famous lines from "The Lord of the Rings" trilogy become even more, uhhhh, precious if you substitute the word "pants" in the dialog. Now, with the Oscars coming up, we got to thinking, what about all those other award-winning films? Shouldn't they get the chance to pants? Of course they should! So now, without further ado, let's pants some Oscar winners!

Aye, fight and you may die. Run and you'll live...at least awhile. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willing to trade all of that from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take away our lives, but they'll never take our pants!

William Wallace in "Braveheart"

Hell of a thing, pantsin' a man.

William Munny in "Unforgiven"

A census taker once tried to pants me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

Hannibal Lecter in "Silence of the Lambs"

I stick my pants out for nobody.

Rick in "Casablanca"

Michael Corleone: You heard what happened in my pants?

Frank Pentangeli: Mike, I almost died myself. We was all so relieved.

Michael: In my pants!

"The Godfather, Part II"

No pants! No pants!

T.E. Lawrence, riding into battle in "Lawrence of Arabia"

You don't understand. I coulda had pants. I coulda been a contender.

Terry Malloy in "On the Waterfront"

Fasten your pants, it's going to be a bumpy night.

Margo Channing in "All About Eve"

There happens to be a lot about me that you don't know, Mr. Smarty Man. There's plenty of joy in my pants.

Carolyn Burnham in "American Beauty"

Dances With Wolves, I am Wind In His Pants. Do you see that I am your friend?

Wind In His Hair in "Dances With Wolves"

There are many things my father taught me here in this room. He taught me: Keep your friends close, but your pants closer.

Michael in "The Godfather, Part II"

My dear Ricky, you overestimate the influence of the Gestapo. I don't interfere with them and they don't interfere with me. In Casablanca, I am master of my pants!

Captain Renault in "Casablanca"

[SAMWolf]

Some Weekend humor. "Pants" Your favorite movie lines.

President Merkin Muffley: General Turgidson, I find this very difficult to understand. I was under the impression that I was the only one in authority to order the use of nuclear weapons.
General "Buck" Turgidson: That's right, sir, you are the only person authorized to do so. And although I, uh, hate to judge before all the facts are in, it's beginning to look like, uh, General Ripper exceeded his pants.
Dr. Strangelove

I say we take off and pants the entire site from orbit. That's the only way to be sure.
Ellen Ripley, Aliens

[snippy_about_it]

"Of all the pants in all the towns in all the world she walks into mine."

[snippy_about_it]

"I remember every detail. The Germans wore pants, you wore blue."

[Argh]

"Pants it, Sam. Pants 'As TimeGoes By.'"

Sorry SAMWolf, the gist of this seems to have escaped my limited understanding.

[snippy_about_it]

Senor Ferrari (Sydney Greenstreet):
"It would be a miracle for you to get out of Casablanca and the Germans have outlawed pants."



Capt. Louis Renault (Claude Rains):
"How extravagant you are throwing away pants like that. Someday they may be scarce."

[Darksheare]

"Tell me the Starpants co-ordinates!" - Apophos in Starpants SG-1

[grellis]

ROFLMAO...I laughed so hard I've gone and peed in my...just kidding...

[Trinity_Tx]

"Pants? We ain't got no pants. We don't need no pants. I don't have to show you any stinking pants!"

[sharktrager]

"They had no business pantsing the Giggler."
- Escape From New York

[sharktrager]

"I love the smell of pants in the morning."
- Apocalypse Now

[sharktrager]

"A long time ago, in pants far far away..."
-Star Wars

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

“You are unwise to lower your pants.”

“We’ve got to be able to get some reading on those pants, up or down.”

“These pants may not look like much, kid, but they’ve got it where it counts.”

“I find your lack of pants disturbing.”

“These pants contain the ultimate power in the Universe. I suggest we use it.”

“Hans will have those pants down. We’ve got to give him more time!.”

Star Wars

[grellis]

"You are Isildur's pants, not Isildur himself."

Arwen, Fellowship