[SAMWolf]

Some Weekend humor. "Pants" Your favorite movie lines.

President Merkin Muffley: General Turgidson, I find this very difficult to understand. I was under the impression that I was the only one in authority to order the use of nuclear weapons.
General "Buck" Turgidson: That's right, sir, you are the only person authorized to do so. And although I, uh, hate to judge before all the facts are in, it's beginning to look like, uh, General Ripper exceeded his pants.
Dr. Strangelove

I say we take off and pants the entire site from orbit. That's the only way to be sure.
Ellen Ripley, Aliens

[Darksheare]

“A shadow and a threat have been growing in my pants.”
Legolas
He shouldn't have had the supreme bean burrito..

“Be on your guard. There are older and fouler things than Orcs in the deep places of the pants.”
Gandalf
Scared them something fierce it seems..

“Mr. Frodo, put some pants on, just this once.”
Sam
Frodo was gettin' kinda weird under the influence of the Ring...

“On the lowest dungeon on top of the highest mounatin I fought with the Balrog of Morgoth… Until at last I threw down my pants and smote his ruin upon the mountain side.”
Gandalf
Gandalf mooned the Balrog and broke wind to kill him?

“I’ve thought of an ending for my book: ‘And he lived happily ever after… to the end of his pants.”
Bilbo
Without patching them, that may not be too long.

[snippy_about_it]

Oh goodie, weekend fun!

"Fasten your pants, kids, it's going to be a bumpy night."
— Bette Davis, All About Eve (1950)

[irishtenor]

Ask not what your pants can do for you, ask what you can do for your pants.