Shall we pants? (Pantsing "Lord of the Rings" and other Oscar Winners)

The Oregonian ^ | 2/27/2004

[SAMWolf]

Ever notice how famous lines from “The Lord of the Rings” trilogy become even more, uhhhh, precious if you substitute the word “pants”? Try it! Amaze your friends! And may the power of the pants be with you.

“Come on, Sam. Remember what Bilbo used to say: It’s a dangerous business Frodo, going out your door. You step onto the road, and if you don’t keep your pants, there’s no knowing where you might be swept off to.”
Frodo

“Hey! Mr. Frodo’s not going anywhere without his pants.”
Sam

Farmir: “What did they steal from you?”
Gollum: “MY PANTS! Aaaah!”

“Three hundred lives of men I have walked this earth and now I have no pants.”
Gandalf

“The city is taken! Abandon your pants! Run for your lives!”
Denethor

Aragorn: “If by life or death I can protect you, I will. You have my pants.”
Legolas: “…and you have my pants…”
Gimli: “…and my pants…”
Boromir: “You carry the pants of us all, little one.”

“The world has changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the pants.”
Galdriel

Frodo: “Nothing dampens your pants Sam.”
Sam: “Those rain clouds might.”

“I will not risk open pants!”
Theoden

“Gondor has no pants. Gondor needs no pants.”
Boromir

Theoden: “So much death. What can a man do against so much reckless hate?”
Aragorn: “Ride out with me. Ride out and meet them.”
Theoden: “For death and glory.”
Aragorn: “For Rohan. For your pants.”

“A shadow and a threat have been growing in my pants.”
Legolas

“Be on your guard. There are older and fouler things than Orcs in the deep places of the pants.”
Gandalf

“Mr. Frodo, put some pants on, just this once.”
Sam

“On the lowest dungeon on top of the highest mounatin I fought with the Balrog of Morgoth… Until at last I threw down my pants and smote his ruin upon the mountain side.”
Gandalf

“I’ve thought of an ending for my book: ‘And he lived happily ever after… to the end of his pants.”
Bilbo

[Darksheare]

"Unfortunately no-one can be told what the Pants is." Morpheus in The Pantrix.

[Trinity_Tx]

Ohhhh. Ya just had to do:

"You should be pantsed and often and by someone who knows how."
Rhett Butler - Gone with the Wind"

Oh my... *Swooning* Sheesh... I was just about to lie down and take a nap when I clicked your thread here... Now I can't stop the pantsing!

How about:

"Pants..."
(Citizen Kane)

k...gonna to try to nap now... shhh

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

“You are unwise to lower your pants.”

“We’ve got to be able to get some reading on those pants, up or down.”

“These pants may not look like much, kid, but they’ve got it where it counts.”

“I find your lack of pants disturbing.”

“These pants contain the ultimate power in the Universe. I suggest we use it.”

“Hans will have those pants down. We’ve got to give him more time!.”

Star Wars

[SAMWolf]

LOL! Star Wars has some great lines to change.

"This is your last chance, Jabba. Pants us, or die"
Luke Skywalker

"You will never find more wretched pants of scum and villainy.".
Obi-wan-kanobi

Space: The Final Frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. It's five year mission: To explore strange new pants... To seek out new life, and new civilizations... To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before.

[Trinity_Tx]

“These pants contain the ultimate power in the Universe. I suggest we use it.”

omg... I'm dying laughin here.



seriously now.. i need sleep... gettin punchy

[Trinity_Tx]

George Bailey: What do you want, Mary? Do you want pants? If you want pants, I'll throw a lasso around them and pull them down for you.

Clarence: One man's pants touches so many others, when they're not there it leaves an awfully big hole.

Clarence: I can't fly. I haven't got my pants.

Zuzu Bailey: Look, Daddy. Teacher says every time a bell rings an angel gets his pants.

George Bailey: Well, you look about the kind of angel I'd get. Sort of a fallen angel, aren't you? What happened to your pants?

[grellis]

"You are Isildur's pants, not Isildur himself."

Arwen, Fellowship

[SAMWolf]

BLONDIE: You see, in this world, there's two kinds of people, my friend. Those with loaded pants, and those who dig. You dig.
The Good The Bad and The Ugly


HARRY: Now you know why they call me Dirty Pants. Every dirty job that comes along.
Dirty Harry

HIGHWAY: This is the AK-47 assault Pants, the preferred weapon of your enemy. It makes a distinctive sound when fired at you. So remember it.
Heartbreak Ridge

STITCH: Have no fear, Stitch is here. And I never go into combat without my plastic.
Heartbreak Ridge

HARRY CALLAHAN: A man's got to know his pants.
MAGNUM FORCE

[Moonmad27]

"Pants..." (Citizen Kane). Wish I'd thought of that! What a hilarious thread!

How about...

"White white white is the color of our pants!" Carmen Ghia, The Producers

[grellis]

"Once more into the pants!"

Several actors, Henry V

"All I do is dream of pants the whole day through..."

Chorus girls, Singing in the Rain

"................pants............"

Mute Scotswoman, The Piano