[ILBBACH]

This should be fun as well as informative!

[ILBBACH]

It was your post...

Just remember this... The Lord loves you, but the rest of us think you're an a$$hole...

...that inspired my idea.

Please pass this on to those you know who could also be "inspirational!"

[68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub]

YOUR Wit and Humor needed PING
Take a moment and read this thread.
Please keep in mind that this is a family forum.

ILBBACH : This should be an interesting thread!

[Brad’s Gramma]

Well now, I'll have to sleep on this.....but DO have fun!!!!

[Oorang]

"I can be more uncivilized than you"

"Are you always an a***ole or do you just save it up for special days"

[glock rocks]

"You obviously overestimated my interest."

[Cultural Jihad]

During the early days of the republic, Henry Clay encountered his ancient foe, John Randolph, on a narrow sidewalk, bordering a muddy street, a quagmire of hay, horse manure, and chicken droppings. Randolph, who was wearing a gun and was accompanied by two bodyguards, said, ``I never step aside for scoundrels.''

Clay considered the odds for a moment, and then, stepping aside, said, ``I always do.''

[Rockitz]

I found a whole website on this subject, but it's on my fave list at work. Pinging myself for a reminder tomorrow.

[trussell]

I may sound funny, but you're UGLY and I can keep MY mouth shut.

I may be fat but your UGLY and I can diet.

[Radix]

So, you really think that half a tongue is better then none? Well, I don't want to talk about it.

 

Remember the good old days, when you really cared about my opinions?

Hey Doc, that is not a knife, this is a knife!

 

I once knew a guy who was a semi-pro wrestler. One day he lost a fight, and his arm was twisted really bad. His elbow came to be shaped like an Ess. Now he cannot tell his Ess from his elbow, and the doctors were unable to remove his sense of humor.

[Entropy Squared]

I like:

"You need to upgrade your information sources."

[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

Pinging some of the funniest guys on FR...

[ETERNAL WARMING]

When we were teenagers in NJ, we had a saying that never fails to make my kids hoot..."Go Scratch!" It means...go scratch your a$$ or go to h.

[dpa5923]

One of my favortives:

Your upbringing is showing.

[My Dog Likes Me]

Here's a good one-

"Squeeze your head so I can see the s**t squirt outta your ears!"

[MeekOneGOP]

Regarding 'opinions', my late Uncle Claude used to say:

Opinions are like a**holes. Everybody's got one, and they all stink !

[Lazamataz]

• Hey, don't be depressed..... Cartman's mom is a crack whore too....
• Jesus just phoned. He hates you after all.
• If you ever become a (mother/father), can I have one of the puppies?
• Without imported made-in-Gaywana latex Richard Simmons life-size dolls with silicon-filled gyrating c***s, you wouldn't have any sex life at all.
• You're better at sex than anyone - all you needs is a partner.
• It's well-known you are very polite. You thank your (dad/mom) every time you have sex.

[Lazamataz]

• You look like a dwarf who's been dipped in a bucket of pubic hair.
• Your face is filled with broken Commandments.
• Nature played a cruel trick on you -- you lived.
• You are living proof that aborigines screw kangaroos.
• You look like a million dollars - all green and wrinkly.

[Lazamataz]

• Does your face hurt? Cuz it's killing me.
• What are you going to do for a face when the monkey wants his ass back?
• You know what I like about your face? Me neither.
• Is that a wart on your tongue, or did you bring your wife?

[NeoCaveman]

If you stopped talking out of your a$$ your breath still wouldn't improve.

[CGVet58]

well, these have stood the test of ages.

old Irish sayings:

" Tis better to remain silent and be thought a fool, then to open your mouth and remove all doubt "

and...

" You never get a second chance to make a first impression "


Luv them Irish "Troots"!

CGVet58