So, you really think that half a tongue is better then none? Well, I don't want to talk about it.
Remember the good old days, when you really cared about my opinions?
Hey Doc, that is not a knife, this is a knife!
I once knew a guy who was a semi-pro wrestler. One day he lost a fight, and his arm was twisted really bad. His elbow came to be shaped like an Ess. Now he cannot tell his Ess from his elbow, and the doctors were unable to remove his sense of humor.