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To: ILBBACH; Kathy in Alaska; MoJo2001; LindaSOG; LaDivaLoca; Fawnn; Bethbg79; bentfeather; ...
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ILBBACH : This should be an interesting thread!
3 posted on 12/28/2003 10:08:11 PM PST by 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub (All your taglines are belong to us.)
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To: 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub
Two of my favorites:

"So tell me, did your parents have the same last name before they were married?"

"You evidently suffer from delusions of adequacy."
5 posted on 12/28/2003 10:14:31 PM PST by JackelopeBreeder (Proud to be a loco gringo armed vigilante terrorist cucaracha!)
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To: 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub; ILBBACH
Hmmmmm .. let's see ... nasty??

One I always use is .. Common Sense it not so Common

Another one is .. Did you go to school to be an idiot or were you just born that way?


A friend sent this to me .. "It's always nice to know your dearest friends secretly believe you capable of snapping and going postal at any moment..."


6 posted on 12/28/2003 10:29:09 PM PST by Mo1 (House Work, If you do it right , will kill you!)
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To: 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub
If you had another brain it would get lonesome..cause the one you got ain't worth a d@mn

You don't have enough common sense to get a headache
30 posted on 12/29/2003 2:15:15 AM PST by boxerblues (If you can read this.. Thank a Teacher..If you can read this in English ..Thank a US Soldier)
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To: 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub
If brains were gasoline, you wouldn't run a pissant's go-cart two laps around a Cheerio.
36 posted on 12/29/2003 5:07:01 AM PST by tacticalogic (Controlled application of force is the sincerest form of communication.)
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To: 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub

78 posted on 12/29/2003 7:29:53 PM PST by fatima (Karen is home ,Thank you for your prayers,2 weeks leave,4 ID)
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To: 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub
"What did you waste the money your mother gave you for (insert whatever it is that he/she has just screwed up here, 'singing lessons' for example, or 'driving lessons;' whatever).
79 posted on 12/29/2003 9:29:43 PM PST by Taxman
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