To: ILBBACH; Kathy in Alaska; MoJo2001; LindaSOG; LaDivaLoca; Fawnn; Bethbg79; bentfeather; ...
YOUR Wit and Humor needed PING
Take a moment and read this thread.
Please keep in mind that this is a family forum.
ILBBACH : This should be an interesting thread!
To: 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub
Two of my favorites:
"So tell me, did your parents have the same last name before they were married?"
"You evidently suffer from delusions of adequacy."
5 posted on
12/28/2003 10:14:31 PM PST by
JackelopeBreeder
(Proud to be a loco gringo armed vigilante terrorist cucaracha!)
To: 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub; ILBBACH
Hmmmmm .. let's see ... nasty??
One I always use is .. Common Sense it not so Common
Another one is .. Did you go to school to be an idiot or were you just born that way?
A friend sent this to me .. "It's always nice to know your dearest friends secretly believe you capable of snapping and going postal at any moment..."
6 posted on
12/28/2003 10:29:09 PM PST by
Mo1
(House Work, If you do it right , will kill you!)
To: 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub
If you had another brain it would get lonesome..cause the one you got ain't worth a
d@mn
You don't have enough common sense to get a headache
30 posted on
12/29/2003 2:15:15 AM PST by
boxerblues
(If you can read this.. Thank a Teacher..If you can read this in English ..Thank a US Soldier)
To: 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub
If brains were gasoline, you wouldn't run a pissant's go-cart two laps around a Cheerio.
36 posted on
12/29/2003 5:07:01 AM PST by
tacticalogic
(Controlled application of force is the sincerest form of communication.)
To: 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub
78 posted on
12/29/2003 7:29:53 PM PST by
fatima
(Karen is home ,Thank you for your prayers,2 weeks leave,4 ID)
To: 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub
"What did you waste the money your mother gave you for (insert whatever it is that he/she has just screwed up here, 'singing lessons' for example, or 'driving lessons;' whatever).
79 posted on
12/29/2003 9:29:43 PM PST by
Taxman
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