Posted on 12/15/2003 5:11:36 AM PST by LonePalm
H. Dean Got Endorsed by an Al Gore
"Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer" - Written by Randy Brooks
Parody by LonePalm
As sung by Bill Clinton
H. Dean got endorsed by an Al Gore
Posing up in Harlem just this week.
You can say there's no such man as Al Gore,
But as for me and Hillry, we deceive.
He'd been thinkin' in a bad fog,
And we'd begged him not to go.
But he'd refused his medication,
So he stumbled with the Bore into the woe.
When they found him lection mornin',
At the scene of the flash back.
There were chad prints on his forehead,
And incriminatin' knife stabs in Joes back.
H. Dean got endorsed by an Al Gore,
posing up in Harlem just this week.
You can say there's no such man as Al Gore,
But as for me and Hillry, we deceive.
Now were all so proud of Hillry,
She's been takin' this so well.
See her in there playin' foosball,
Drinkin' beer and throwin' things and raisin Hell.
We think weve reached our nadir.
None of the Dems will be seen.
And we just can't help but wonder:
Should we hold our nose or just vote Green?
(JUST VOTE GREEN!)
H. Dean got endorsed by an Al Gore,
Posing up in Harlem just this week.
You can say there's no such man as Al Gore,
But as for me and Hillry, we deceive.
Now the fat is in the fire
And the Partys like the Whigs
And the incense smells like sandal,
It looks like we have zagged when we should zig.
I've warned all my friends and neighbors,
"Better watch out for the Deans."
They should never give the nomination,
To a man who ups the tax and marries queens.
H. Dean got endorsed by an Al Gore,
Posing up in Harlem just this week.
You can say there's no such man as Al Gore,
But as for me and Hillry, we deceive.
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
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Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
LOL !! ...H. Dean got endorsed by an Al Gore
Posing up in Harlem just this week.
Sharpton revs up against Dean
(Click here or on the pic for entire article)At stake for Sharpton is control, both of his home turf and the African-American wing of the national party. He won't look kindly on any presidential candidate, including Dean, who doesn't recognize his primacy. In fact, he's threatening to sit out the 2004 election. "I'll just go back to Harlem," he says. Let Dean explain that to black voters.
(credit to Registered for original pic of Kerry/Dean)
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