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Liberals Prepare For Anniversary Of October 8, The Day Israel Attacked Gaza For No Reason
Babylon Bee ^ | 10/07/2026 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 10/07/2026 9:55:39 AM PDT by DFG

NEW YORK, NY — Liberals around the country prepared to commemorate the anniversary of October eighth, the day Israel attacked Gaza completely unprovoked.

Progressives gathered to hold moments of silence for those killed on the first day of Israel's stunning attack on the peaceful Palestinians living in Gaza.

"We will never know why the Jews decided to be so violent on this day," activist Kristina Mac told friends. "We need to have a protest and condemn Israel's cruel and evil actions against the poor, benevolent people living in Gaza. These people were simply minding their own business, standing around being peaceful, when the Israelis rolled in. It's still so hard to understand."

Democrats have long railed against the Jewish state for their shocking, groundless actions on October the eighth. "Israel, out of nothing but spite, slaughtered 40 billion Gazans in cold blood," said local Democrat Marcus Haynes. "The Zionist scum attacked the happy, basket-weaving pacifists of Palestine simply because they could. We will always mark this dark and sad day in history, remembering the kindly Gazans who lost their lives for no reason."

At publishing time, liberals had also condemned the invasion of Normandy during WWII as a disproportionate attack on the peaceful Germans.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; gaza; hamas; israel; october7

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1 posted on 10/07/2026 9:55:39 AM PDT by DFG
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To: DFG

The Bee hits it right out of the park.


2 posted on 10/07/2026 10:00:42 AM PDT by No name given ( Anonymous is who you’ll know me as )
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To: AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Arthur Wildfire! March; Berosus; Bockscar; BraveMan; cardinal4; ...
Babylon Bee, but y'know...

3 posted on 10/07/2026 10:02:25 AM PDT by SunkenCiv (What are the Liberals' FR nicks?)
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To: No name given
"... slaughtered 40 billion Gazans..."

The Bee could have aimed higher with their estimate, to honor the liberal liars like Mandani.

4 posted on 10/07/2026 11:30:29 AM PDT by roadcat ( )
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To: roadcat
Did have someone tell me the Israelis had slaughtered 5 million Palestinian children in Gaza.

Not quite sure how they did that as there were under 2 million Palestinians in Gaza.

Dem Joos have eerie powers.

5 posted on 10/07/2026 3:37:46 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (I just want FReepers to READ THE ARTICLE. And then think 30 secs before pounding keyboard.)
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