Posted on 06/22/2026 1:44:23 PM PDT by DFG
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The algae from the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool surged ahead of former Vice President Kamala Harris in polls for the Democratic Party's 2028 presidential nomination.
The news came over the weekend after many Democrats expressed approval of the green sludge covering much of the newly renovated reflecting pond in front of the national monument. Many said they thought the ooze adequately reflected their values and political objectives over other potential candidates like Harris.
"I like that stuff," Democratic voter Kelsey Waters said. "I'd vote for it in a heartbeat. It knows how to stand up to Republicans, and it seems to really be able to get the job done. Kamala was good, but I think the algae would do a better job leading the country."
The green goop surged ahead of all other candidates after Democrats saw how well it was able to undermine President Trump's efforts to clean up the reflecting pool.
"I'll vote for anyone or anything that opposes Donald Trump, be it Kamala Harris, Gavin Newsom, or non-sentient green pond scum," Democrats Thomas Miller said. "To be honest, the pond scum has the best platform proposals right now of any of the other candidates."
At publishing time, the reflecting pool algae had also outperformed all members of Congress in the most recent approval polls.
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Come on, you want to Vote Green, dontcha?
There’s a video on X today of a pink-haired cook asking Algae “How are you today? You’re looking fine. You’re doing a lot more to fight fascism than most Americans.” Then she screams “AL-GEEEEEE” across the pond. Utterly insane.
After its fixed I guess security will need to be posted 24/7 around the thing at least until after the 4th.
Never crossed my mind there were so many unhinged lefttard lunatics in this country.
Maybe we oughta trade them for the world cup fans thst are here and actually appreciate America.
The Bee has had a lot of great material lately, thank you Democrats! 😂😂😂😂
Potential donors?
Video
Algae at the reflecting pool now has a cheer squad
https://rumble.com/shorts/v7bkizg
Tobesure, they’re not going to run Kamalama again.
The Green party has a new hero!
We can now say that Democrats are lower than pond scum.
Line the reflection pool with coper then no algae and it will be red colored. Some what.
The swamp is on the ballot.
Gotta link?
The Quarterback has to be protected
by a Very Husky Lineman at each position
Husky, Stout, Extra Stout...
(Then IT screams “AL-GEEEEEE”)
ManBearPig is real!
That needs.permits, front and rear escort vehicles, flashing lights, and safety flags.
Makes me think of an actual algae character, kind of looks like Gumby but fuzzy.
The fact that these are what the Democrat party has to offer and that people will enthusiastically vote for any of them is very disturbing.
I like to say that Dems would vote for a pile of dog by-product if it had a “D” next to it on the ballot.
The funny thing is, the dog stuff would govern better than any human Democrat in existence today.
LOL
All the Democrats just turn oxygen into carbon dioxide. Algae has a plan to turn that around. Just be careful of Harris trying to steal the microbial vote by putting wine yeast on her ticket.
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