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Leftist Calls for a Purge [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 7 June 2026 | John Semmens

Posted on 06/05/2026 10:43:12 PM PDT by John Semmens

This week, Former New York Times reporter Paul Krugman said "we really need to do a thorough purging of the United States. We need a de-MAGAfication similar to the de-Nazification that we pursued successfully after World War II in Germany."

"The purge can be done peacefully like the one Stalin carried out in the 1930s to rid the Soviet Union of counterrevolutionaries or violently like the one carried out by Lenin in the years following the Russian Revolution," Krugman suggested. "Trump's MAGA minions know they are guilty of trying to undo the transformation of the United States initiated by former President Obama. If they admit their guilt and accept their punishments bloodshed can be kept to a minimum."

"If they deny their guilt and persist in their efforts to prevent the collectivization that the majority of Americans want, progressives will be justified to make open war on them," Krugman argued. "This will include assassinations, confiscation or destruction of property, imprisonment, and executions as necessary until all resistance is suppressed."

"As Stalin's armies encircled him in Berlin in April of 1945, Hitler acknowledged the superior strength of the communist regime," Krugman pointed out. "Realizing that there was no way out, he committed suicide in his bunker. I can easily envision Trump coming to the same realization and making the same choice rather than facing the humiliation and torture of being torn apart by the people he abused and oppressed during his two terms in office."


TOPICS: Government; History; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: hitler; lenin; maga; satire; stalin; trump

1 posted on 06/05/2026 10:43:12 PM PDT by John Semmens
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2 posted on 06/05/2026 10:44:14 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Being a NYC sewer rat, I doubt Klugman goes outdoors very often..

If he did, he might enjoy the crosshairs he feels on him.


3 posted on 06/05/2026 10:51:21 PM PDT by doorgunner69
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To: John Semmens

This assclown really believes that it will be that easy… and that there will be no repercussions against people like him.


4 posted on 06/06/2026 1:55:43 AM PDT by NFHale (The Second Amendment - By Any Means Necessary.)
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To: John Semmens

Inside of every leftist is a murderous tyrant screaming to be let loose.


5 posted on 06/06/2026 1:56:55 AM PDT by fella ("As it was before Noah so shall it be again," )
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To: John Semmens

Klugman is the “Nazi”...a liberal fascist.

He needs to figure how to purge himself and his comrades.

An over dose of laxative for all of them might work.


6 posted on 06/06/2026 3:27:46 AM PDT by Candor7 ( Ask not for whom the Trump Trolls,He trolls for thee!<img src="" width=300</img><a href="">tag</a>))
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To: John Semmens

Well done.


7 posted on 06/06/2026 3:38:23 AM PDT by piytar (NEVER FORGET Ashli Babbitt, Rosanne Boyland, Corey Comperatore, Iryna Zarutska, and Charlie Kirk!)
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To: John Semmens

This could easily be completely turned around on the left and be far easier to implicate with a far better outcome and thriving economy which Krugman knows absolutely nothing about.


8 posted on 06/06/2026 3:58:07 AM PDT by maddog55 (The only thing systemic in America is the left's hatred of it!)
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To: John Semmens

Ok. Then we start hunting the purgers and executing them and their families. They’ll stop.


9 posted on 06/06/2026 4:39:30 AM PDT by nonliberal (Pinochet did nothing wrong.)
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To: John Semmens
Trump's MAGA minions know they are guilty of trying to undo the transformation of the United States initiated by former President Obama.

That is exactly what we are doing. You don't "transform" something you love, you only do it to something you didn't like as is. We liked it as is. Now go crawl into a hole and die, Krugman. You are a Nazi.

10 posted on 06/06/2026 4:41:36 AM PDT by A_perfect_lady (The greatest wealth is to live content with little. -Plato)
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To: John Semmens

i am not sure that this is satire. is that sad?


11 posted on 06/06/2026 4:42:37 AM PDT by teeman8r (Armageddon won't be pretty, but it's not like it's the end of the world or something )
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To: John Semmens

Marxist rant...


12 posted on 06/06/2026 4:50:44 AM PDT by Clutch Martin ("The dawn cracks hard like a bull whip and it ain't takin' no lip from the night before" Tom Waits)
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To: Candor7

“Klugman is the ‘Nazi...a liberal fascist.”

A wizened old man demanding extermination of a group of people he doesn’t like ... calling OTHERS “Nazi”?


13 posted on 06/06/2026 4:51:50 AM PDT by MayflowerMadam ( "Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away". - B. Franklin)
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To: John Semmens

Once again ... Paul Krugman aka Paul Slugbrain


14 posted on 06/06/2026 5:13:21 AM PDT by antidemoncrat
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To: John Semmens

Satire of course. But if given half a chance these revolutionaries act like any other in history when you over produce professional managers class.


15 posted on 06/06/2026 5:23:47 AM PDT by griswold3 (Truth, Beauty and Goodness)
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To: John Semmens

“Trump’s MAGA minions know they are guilty of trying to undo the transformation of the United States initiated by former President Obama.”

You are damned right we are. ***** Obama and the horse he rode in on.


16 posted on 06/06/2026 5:49:24 AM PDT by bk1000 (Banned from Breitbart)
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To: John Semmens

We have six trillion rounds of ammunition. They can’t decide which bathroom to use.


17 posted on 06/06/2026 5:55:14 AM PDT by sima_yi ( Reporting live from the far North)
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To: piytar; teeman8r; John Semmens

“Well done.”

Yes as per all his work, but, unfortunately as usual, short on the satire part..


18 posted on 06/06/2026 11:31:51 AM PDT by A strike (fvckMI6. Drool Britannia. & No more Dots)
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To: A strike; John Semmens

True. It’s more like actual news. To be fair to Mr. Semmens, the Demscum are so ridiculously it must be hard to satirize them.


19 posted on 06/07/2026 5:09:16 AM PDT by piytar (NEVER FORGET Ashli Babbitt, Rosanne Boyland, Corey Comperatore, Iryna Zarutska, and Charlie Kirk!)
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