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Immigrant Crime Wave in Denmark [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 24 May 2026 | John Semmens

Posted on 05/24/2026 10:38:03 AM PDT by John Semmens

Unlike many other European countries, Denmark has been pretty restrictive in admitting Muslims into their country. Consequently, these immigrant populations are quite low compared to places like France, Sweden, and the United Kingdom. Also unlike other European countries, Denmark keeps meticulous statistics on the ethnicity of persons who commit serious crimes. These statistics show that disproportionate numbers of offenders are immigrants.

In the category of attempted homicide, Somalis are 27 times as likely as Danes to be arrested for this crime, Moroccans and Palestinians are 20 times as likely, Iraqis are 13 times as likely, Pakistanis are 10 times as likely.

In the category of rape, Somalis are 20 times as likely as Danes to be arrested for this crime, Syrians are 16 times as likely, Palestinians are 12 times as likely, Afghans are 11 times as likely, and Iraqis 9 times as likely.

In the category of grievous assault, Somalis are 17 times as likely as Danes to be arrested for this crime. Palestinians and Tunisians are 12 times as likely. Algerians are 8 times as likely. Iraqis are 7 times as likely.

In the category of robbery, Somalis are 33 times as likely as Danes to be arrested for this crime, Tunisians are 21 times as likely, Palestinians are 16 times as likely, Algerians are 13 times as likely, and Ugandans are 12 times as likely.

Clearly, allowing these immigrants into the country has worsened the lives of the Danish people. Not only are they more exposed to being the victims of crime, but the Danish government fears that "our ability to provide generous welfare benefits is in danger of becoming financially infeasible."

Gov. Tim Walz (D-Minn) expressed shock about the data indicating that Somalis appear to be the worst people to allow to immigrate into a community, saying "we have a rather large contingent of Somalis in our state, but have never experienced a significant increase in crimes committed by them."


TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics; Religion; Travel
KEYWORDS: minnesota; muslims; satire; somalis; walz

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1 posted on 05/24/2026 10:38:03 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

If just one of those ethnic group “immigrants” commits a crime, then the whole bloody lot should be booted out. Never should have been let in at all!


2 posted on 05/24/2026 1:20:56 PM PDT by Bonemaker (invictus maneo )
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To: John Semmens

What about here in the states? Do they dare show
Oh, no need, enquiring minds have eyes.


3 posted on 05/24/2026 2:17:03 PM PDT by Recompennation ( Deeeeeeeeezout)
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To: John Semmens

I’m shocked, I tell you. Shocked.


4 posted on 05/24/2026 3:12:28 PM PDT by Schatze (It's better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.)
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