Mayor Irked By ICE Arrests [semi-satire]

Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 12 April 2026 | John Semmens

[John Semmens]

Working in cooperation with the International Criminal Police Organization (Interpol), US Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) arrested five foreigners wanted for murder in their home countries. These arrests included Danny Granado-Garcia (El Salvador), Kele Cristian Alves-Pereira (Brazil), Magno Jose Dos Santos (Brazil), Bryan Rafael Gomez (Dominican Republic), and Altieris Chaves Paiva (Brazil).

Boston Mayor Michelle Wu (D) objected, saying "it was just two months ago that I issued an executive order that explicitly forbade ICE carrying out any of its enforcement activity in my city. ICE is an unconstitutional and violent organization that has been terrorizing immigrants all across the country. Many mayors in our state have issued similar executive orders. So has Governor Healey (D). We are sanctuary cities in a sanctuary state. We want ICE to leave our state free to pursue its own policies."

Department of Homeland Security assistant secretary Tricia McLaughlin called Wu's executive order "legally illiterate. The Constitution assigns immigration enforcement to the federal government. While Mayor Wu continues to release pedophiles, rapists, gang members, and murderers onto the streets, our brave law enforcement will continue to risk their lives to arrest these heinous criminals and make Boston safe again. Her claims of criminal misconduct by ICE law enforcement are false."

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TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics; Travel
KEYWORDS: boston; criminals; foreigners; satire

[Carry_Okie]

"We are sanctuary cities in a sanctuary state. We want ICE to leave our state free to pursue its own policies."

Wu who? She's got balls to call Federal jurisdiction over aliens "unconstitutional." Somebody should check to see if "she" is a trans. Democrats forget all about 10^th Amendment Federalism when they are in power in Washington.

[Psalm 73]

"...We want ICE to leave our state free to pursue its own policies."

So she wants Massachusetts to secede from the union, or just Boston?

[Carry_Okie]

So she wants Massachusetts to secede from the union, or just Boston?

She doesn't care as long as she gets to be queen.

[PAR35]

the International Criminal Police Organization (Interpol)

Among former heads of Interpol:
Ernst Kaltenbruner
Arthur Nebe
Reinhard Heydrich
Otto Steinhäusl

[MayflowerMadam]

Oh, no. An irked mayor. 🙄

[SuperLuminal]

"...ICE is an unconstitutional and violent organization that has been terrorizing immigrants ..."

I'd recommend a friendly double tap...

[AZJeep]

SO what?
When Germany overran Wien, where Interpol was based, the Nazis took over.
Unfortunate event, sad history, but it is having nothing to do with current organization.

[PAR35]

Interesting reading about the Austrian guy that was running it when the Germans took over (Michael Skubl). The Nazis wanted him out, but he actually resigned because he didn’t want to work with one of the Austrians that had decamped to Germany (Meissner) before the Germans came in, and was brought back into Vienna by them. Skubl was working for Seyss-Inquart in the Austrian government before the Anschluss and testified in the war crimes trials to a good working relations.

So the last ‘free’ head before the Nazis actually had no problem working with an Austrian Nazi.

https://avalon.law.yale.edu/imt/06-13-46.asp#:~:text=SKUBL%3A%20First%20of%20all%2C%20I,my%20liberation%20by%20the%20Allies.