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Brennan Sides with Iran [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 29 March 2026 | John Semmens

Posted on 03/28/2026 12:21:37 AM PDT by John Semmens

Rahim Nadali, a cultural official with Iran's Revolutionary Guard Corps, announced "we are lowering the minimum age for enlistment to 12 years old. America's attack has inspired the young men of our country to join in the holy war against the Great Satan. Their martyrdom will turn the tide against the infidels and Jews who started this war and eradicate them from the face of the Earth."

Former US Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) Director John Brennan went on MS NOW and told host Symone Sanders that "there's no doubt in my mind that Iran is going to win this war."

"Really?" Sanders responded. "I'd be wary of taking the word of an authoritarian regime that is known to lie."

"Precisely," Brennan said. "I'm glad you agree with me about how untrustworthy the Trump dictatorship is."

"I meant Iran can't be trusted," Sanders replied. "For years they've been promising 'death to America' and funding terror attacks around the world. How can you trust them?"

"Because they've been delivering on their 'death to America' threat by funding terror attacks around the world," Brennan replied. "Compare what Iran's done to what America has done. America purports to support freedom and democracy, but can't even provide that within its own borders. Its elections are corrupt. Trump wants to deport the immigrants who came to America seeking freedom. Democrats never gave their consent to Trump's war on Iran. Things will only get worse if Iran loses this war. That's why every American who values freedom and democracy should be hoping and helping Iran to win."


TOPICS: Government; History; Humor; Military/Veterans; Politics; Religion
KEYWORDS: irgc; satire; trump; untrustworthy

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1 posted on 03/28/2026 12:21:37 AM PDT by John Semmens
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ping


2 posted on 03/28/2026 12:22:56 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

No surprise. We all knew the SOB was a commie piggy.


3 posted on 03/28/2026 12:23:47 AM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (Visit Chicongo! America's Wrong Place at the Wrong Time! We have Backshooters! - Governor Prixter.)
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To: FlingWingFlyer

hes a commie muslim


4 posted on 03/28/2026 4:34:00 AM PDT by personalaccts (Is George W going to protect the border?)
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To: John Semmens

Sure, it’s satire but it would surprise absolutely no one.


5 posted on 03/28/2026 7:08:51 AM PDT by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> --- )
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